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Here at Ken Paxton HQ, man in crowd yells βno!β as race called called for James Talarico. Then βGloriaβ begins playing loudly on speakers.
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everyone in Texas: get in your car and drive to the nearest Buc-eeβs right now. go in there and put your hand in the cash register, that is your money now
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YEE (and I say this respectfully) HAW!!!
TEXAS!!!!ππππππ€ π€ π€ π€
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Terry Robiskie says as an NFL head coach he once received a message from his team's owner telling him not to let a player on his team earn his $300,000 contract bonus for total receptions, and says instead of listening to the owner he deliberately called plays to help that player reach the incentive
βLarry Centers was our fullback, and your daddy would always feature him. Your daddy made sure Larry Centers caught six, seven balls a game. He was the best at getting balls in the right hands of the right people.β
βI'll never forget it. We were playing Arizona, which was Larry's old team. Larry came to my office, sat down at my desk, and said, βCoach, you know, I didn't make that much money this year on my salary. But I need six catches in this game.ββ
βAnd Norv would always get him seven, nine catches. He said, βI need six catches in this game. If I get those six catches, man, I got a $300,000 bonus.β And I turned and looked at him. I said, βThree hundred? Are you crazy? I don't make but $140,000. I'm the head coach!ββ
βHe said, βCoach, man, I gotta get these six catches for this $300,000, man. I'll give you a thousand.β I said, βOkay, good. Give me a thousand!β But right then, that guy wanted to know, βCoach, do you really care about me?β You know what I mean? And I know that I got a little note from the owner of that team saying, βDon't let that guy get them six catches.ββ
βI threw him seven balls in the first quarter. I made sure he got them. I never got my thousand dollars from him. I gotta get my thousand! But I made sure he had his incentive. And I told the owner, βIf you don't want him to make that incentive, don't put it in his contract, because I'm the wrong guy.β I'm the wrong guy.β
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Happy Birthday part two.
Itβs also Jarrod βDreadsβ birthday today.
The brewer behind Room for More and Skate of Mind.
Happy Birthday, Dreads!
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Trump: "Annie 'Trannie' Andrews is running against our wonderful Darline Graham for the Senate in South Carolina ... Trannie is not for South Carolina, and South Carolina must show, in the upcoming Election, that it is not for her. VOTE FOR DARLINE GRAHAM β SHE HAS MY COMPLETE AND TOTAL ENDORSEMENT, AND WILL NOT LET YOU DOWN! President DONALD J. TRUMP"
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I need everyone to close their eyes, cross their fingers, cross their toes, then their legs, and pray for the Dallas wings to win tonight. Thank you.
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soon as the cop say βsit tightβ you are absolutely going to jail buddy
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Mavs fans, circle Nov. 18. The franchise tenatively plans to honor former coach and GM Don Nelson, who died on Aug. 9.
It would be appropriate if Nelson honored that night because Dallas is hosting another of his former teams, Golden State, which this season will wear a "NELLIE" patch on jerseys.
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We got 4 of these fake beer filled pins as samples. Weβre not gonna make them so these are rare. Iβm keeping 1 giving the other 3 away. RT for a chance to win will draw Monday AM :)


































