@CastorpDr

2 weeks in $TSLAQ turned into years. Long time reader, first time tweeter. German $TSLAQ account. Proud $VWAG investor since 2015.

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Righteous chart crime.
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Tesla's $250,000 Roadster Deposit Fine Print Doesn't Guarantee You'll Ever Get The Car hotcars.com/tesla-roadster-2…

Tesla's $250,000 Roadster Deposit Fine Print Doesn't Guarantee You'll Ever Get The Car

You can reserve a Roadster today for a quarter of a million dollars, but Tesla makes no promises to see it through.

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Elon Musk is a compulsive liar. This lie serves no purpose but he can’t control himself.
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#WompyWheels #Teslanos $TSLA $TSLAQ
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funny!
Situational Bearrorist Yolo Vision Fund LLC@yoloptionSep 8
Alex Gibney’s four-hour documentary "Musk" on the stock promotion behind $TSLA received a four-minute standing ovation at its premiere today, with some critics calling it Gibney’s most important work to date. @alexgibneyfilm, you should've asked me for the #Teslanos front cover.
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Reuters
@ReutersSep 8
Alex Gibney speaks on Elon Musk documentary xitter.cf/i/broadcasts/1OGwbneZV…
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Reuters

Alex Gibney speaks on Elon Musk documentary

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Hi, I'm a trillionaire. I have unfathomable wealth and can do anything I want. The thing I'm choosing to do with my limited time and limitless wealth is to pick a fight with a guy working at chess dot com. I'm a happy person!
Chess.com
@chesscomSep 4
There are more possible chess games, by about 40 orders of magnitude, than atoms in the observable universe. To solve chess, you'd have to map them all. Good luck.
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Chess.com
@chesscomSep 3
skill issue
Elon Musk
@elonmuskSep 3
Replying to @Rainmaker1973
The actual number of moves that are not utterly stupid in chess is tiny and chess will be fully solved one day
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Replying to @saxena_puru
I’ve been all-in $TSLA @ $414 since 2021 — 5 years. I’m currently down 15%. Not bad 😎
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evan loves worf
@esjesjesjSep 4
Lmao he just posted grok saying he’s wrong
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m.bild.de/politik/ausland-un…

Todesrisiko Tesla-Tür! Jetzt 3 Millionen Rückrufe

Tesla muss fast drei Millionen Fahrzeuge zurückrufen. Versenkbare Türgriffe verhindern nach Unfällen das Öffnen, Updates des Herstellers reichen nicht!

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🤖 Made with AI
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JC Oviedo@JCOviedo6Aug 21
How it started…. How it’s going…
Electrek.co
@ElectrekCoAug 21
Tesla discontinues its Solar Roof tiles, not economically viable electrek.co/2026/08/20/tesla… by @fredlambert

Tesla discontinues its Solar Roof tiles, not economically viable

Tesla has discontinued the Solar Roof, telling installers it will only supply solar panels going forward, two sources tell Electrek.

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Warum posten deutsche Manager nicht ein wenig so eine Soße. Stelle ich mir unterhaltsam vor.
Michael Saylor
@saylorAug 17
If God designed money, what would it look like?
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grant
@grantbeldenAug 16
Whole Mars Catalog
@wholemarsAug 15
the discussion of $TSLA on X has gotten painfully retarded
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Never go full Saylor.
Elon Musk
@elonmuskAug 13
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Who wants to tell him that most of the current short position in $SPCX shares is derived from insiders/early shareholders trying to front-run their lockups?
Elon Musk
@elonmuskJul 17
Replying to @brivael
The survival probability of firms who maintain a significant short position in SpaceX over time is very low
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Elon prepping for first SpaceX earnings call
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Kyan
@KyantweetsJul 29
Shoulda stocked up on ramen instead of $tsla stock lol🙃
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CONGRATULATIONS ELON MUSK
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Elon Musk asked for a name of a person he has killed. He got a list.
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