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CIC retweeted
The Federal Government of Nigeria uses your tax naira to fund the following agencies and bodies to hold your public institutions accountable:
EFCC
ICPC
Code of Conduct Bureau
Code of Conduct Tribunal
Office of the Auditor-General of the Federation
Fiscal Responsibility Commission
Bureau of Public Procurement
Public Complaints Commission
And many more.
The National Assembly, both the upper and lower chambers, has numerous oversight committees dedicated to public institutions’ accountability.
Yet, Nigerians, in their impeccable wisdom, are convinced that it is their duty to go and chase their local council officials up and down.
You literally fund all of this.
Just like you, as a hotel owner, after paying for a manager, you still need to chase your cleaners up and down to do their job. Why are you paying a manager, and why does the job of the smallest unit in your establishment require your oversight if the problem is not systemic? And if you want to solve a systemic problem, where do you “attack?” The centre. The root. The core.
If Abuja wants your local government to work for you today, it will do so. You can take it from me, or continue to allow them deceive you, na you sabi. My own is, when you are done running up and down, you will still come back to what I'm saying.
CIC retweeted
At this particular point in human history, after watching a sitting president get kidnapped by a foreign military and locked in prison with his wife on another continent; after watching 185 schoolgirls bombed into fragments by a Patriot missile, and then double-tapped by another one to kill their parents and first responders because somebody on another continent wanted regime change in their country;
After watching various Palestinian body parts flying and squirting blood all over your Twitter feed for 3 years because somebody on another continent wants to build a pipeline and luxury golf resort over their land; after watching an entire Sudanese town get murdered in such numbers that the satellite captured the bloodstained area from space; after watching the ICC's prosecutors and judges get sanctioned, de-banked and openly threatened with murder;
If as an African adult, you somehow still claim to believe that the reason the people who did all of this are furiously pumping money into your civil society, media and entertainment spaces is because they want to "help" you with "democracy", "Human rights", "civil liberties" and "development", I can only assume that you are either being deliberately dishonest and following the paycheck regardless of the cost, or you are a literal retard antichrist baby with 63 chromosomes, 3 sex organs and a tail.
In either case, I see absolutely no benefit in interacting with you. I don't waste conversation and debate on liars and retard babies. So if you're one of the liars doing your Yesufu/Mwangi/Sowore/Sarungi work for the sweet USD, it's better you preemptively block me. I solemnly promise to never bring anything but pain, discomfort and sorrow into your life. If you were on fire and I were walking past you with a full bladder, I would walk to the nearest petrol station, relieve myself in the toilet, buy a jerry can, fill it with petrol, and bring it back to pour it on you. I genuinely do not like you and I wish you would die and thus improve the world slightly.
And if you're just a retard baby who believes retarded things out of no real malice, then here's a nice retard baby photo to keep your retard baby brain occupied while the adults work.
Stay out of the the way.
CIC retweeted
I'm genuinely confused.
So after the inflation.
After the kidnappings.
After months of no light.
After tax and fuel hikes.
After terrible healthcare.
After salaries can't even keep up with feeding.
Election Day comes then:
You dress up, You leave your house, You queue under the hot sun, You vote for the same person again.
You are not normal.
CIC retweeted
Money buys a lot of extremely underrated things. Convenience. Time. Options.
Privacy. Distance from nonsense.
CIC retweeted
The Retired Commodore and Intelligence Officer is clearly a conspiracy theorist who has been brainwashed by David Hundeyin, so please ignore him and listen to your NED-funded intellectuals instead.
Whenever you wake up.
Retired Nigerian Navy Commander: Nigerians Don't Run Their Country
Retired Nigerian Navy Commander Kunle Olawunmi says a deep state runs Nigeria’s affairs. These people aren’t elected and their identities are not public.
What can Nigerians do to take back power?
Video credit: @eobilo
CIC retweeted
If you are a Nigerian and you attend a concert hosted by any Nigerian artist this December, you are a foöl.
I have not seen a completely useless industry like the entertainment industry here.
The reason they remain relevant is that we don’t keep them on their toes. So they do as they like, come online to do giveaways whenever it pleases them, and flaunt their luxurious lifestyles and vehicles for you people to debate about who is richer and who drives more expensive cars.
The radio silence from your celebrities is very intentional. Since Tinubu came into power, Wizkid, Burna Boy, Asake, Tems, Yemi Alade, Tiwa Savage, Ayra Starr, Rema, Adekunle Gold, Zlatan, BNXN, and EVERY other person in that industry have said absolutely nothing about the government. Not a single criticism, not even an attempt to encourage their fans to get their PVCs. Lmao, they can’t even publicly tell their fans to vote for a candidate because most of them are friends with people in Aso Rock.
You see how I did not mention the likes of Davido, Olamide, Ajebo Hustlers, Teni, Dandizzy, and Duncan Mighty? These ones are not even subtle about their support for APC and Tinubu. They are either friends with ST, take APC gigs, or dine with Tinubu himself.
If not for the fact that we are very unserious people, no one should be taking Davido seriously after that gimmick he pulled during the Osun State election.
All of them in that industry don’t rate you people, especially those of you who act like fatherless children defending some of them on social media every time.
The election is in January. Most of them will travel out of the country, then, after the election, they’ll come back to host shows, collect money from you people who are suffering, and come on stage at 3 a.m. after keeping you standing from 10 p.m. They might even kick some of you in the face.
But I guess Nigerians have a humiliation kink. If you hold these people accountable and keep them on their toes, they will be on their best behaviour. But then, there’s nothing like cancel culture here anyway.
Nigerian celebrities, pastors, and politicians are God’s favourites. They hit the jackpot by having people like you in their lives.
CIC retweeted
During the last game against Aston Villa, @SaeedTV_ walked out of the stadium while fans were protesting, apparently expecting the remaining supporters to follow him. But they stayed in their seats.
This should be a wake up call for every Manchester United fan. The same supporters who had an opportunity to stand together in protest remained in the stadium and celebrated a draw under INEOS and the Glazers.
The UK fanbase needs to take more responsibility. They are part of the problem.
CIC retweeted
But it is not idiotic that Olise is not there right?
It is also not idiotic that the Balon’dor winner is not there yeah?
How on earth was Messi better than Olise last season??
“The goat debate at this point is idiotic”
There was never a goat debate! Lionel Messi was just forced into the debate by the backing of the media and FIFA!
