Tim

I’m sitting on the shitter doing what one does, and I think I found our soulmate.

Imagine not being a California nut farmer. Yuck.

I didn’t expect to learn something today, but here we are. But it’s good to know that in Germany you can sever and eat a penis and only get 8 years in prison.

You know Jay, that’s a reasonable question. I was searching Danny Bevins based on this clip: youtu.be/BdDQyilA5kU?is=LrGG… Danny is atrocious. And if he’s almost better than you?

My favorite phrase of farming: “Well…shit.”

And almonds! Don’t forget the almonds! I’m hedging walnut trees as I write this. And next week I’m going to pay whole bunch of immigrants $30/hr (each) to help me clean up the mess I make.

I’m sorry I said mean things about Mersh. I hope you can forgive me. Please, take some of my nuts.

Inspired by @BlindMike_, I’m listening to you this morning in my robe.

I won’t allow that filth on the internet.