Totally agree. And believe it or not, that's actually probably part of why they are a healthy replacement for more ancestral fats like animal fat. Appealing to the food's novelty to make arguments against its healthfulness just reveals your ignorance about how evolution works.

Holocausts are OK.

Once again, what's it's like to be vegan.

"i fuck goats rarely, but i still do sometimes. there are many traditions that are culturally important to me that involve goat fucking. i would prefer if goat fucking was cruelty free, but i would not forgo those traditions to prove my morals. it's just too inconvenient"

You left out the most important part, which is that its wide-scale adoption has the potential to end the largest holocaust of the innocent in human history. Right now, people like you pay others to do unspeakably evil things to animals so that you can eat parts of them. In a world where lab-grown meat is adopted at scale, that sort of stuff probably doesn't happen anymore.

Imagine claiming to value criticism, saying you search high and low for arguments that defeat your positions, and insisting that you welcome anything that undercuts your views. Yet, you block one of your strongest critics. These are not serious people.