Bioinformatics Scientist. All opinions are mine, and may or may not be shared by others.

Nashville, TN
Joined May 2008
matthew scholz retweeted
it would be very difficult to fit two whales in a 2002 toyota camry at the same time
15
107
8
825
34,450
I don't know to whom credit is due for this piece of genius!
matthew scholz retweeted
when one door close another one opens but that doesn’t matter because most whales wouldn’t fit through either one
7
94
3
987
*For those living in the US* Adderall is currently on a nationwide back order If you take this medication I’d recommend you talk to your doctor ASAP. There is no release date as of right now meaning, we don’t know when it’ll be back in stock
253
4,845
1,022
14,621
It may be worth saying something out loud here. Russia’s invasion of Ukraine is obviously the greatest international security crisis since 9/11. And, at this point, it’s got to be said that Joe Biden and his team have handled it masterfully. 1/ – at Washington, DC
1,064
4,870
797
24,760
matthew scholz retweeted
Rest assured, the moon landing was real.
The outtakes of NASA astronauts trying to walk on the moon are amazing.
2
5
36
The quiet part is out loud again.
Student loan forgiveness undermines one of our military’s greatest recruitment tools at a time of dangerously low enlistments.
1
For all the oppressed yt folks out there.
275
10,878
396
84,498
Okay, #MicroTweeps. I really need some direction/help here. Looking for a lux+ expressing strain of Micrococcus, and some form of Staphylococcus, so I can have students test "killing/inhibiting" activity in a luminometer. No luck finding such things in Micrococcus. Please RT?
matthew scholz retweeted
Hugh Grant tweeted a request at activists protesting outside Westminster to play the Benny Hill theme on their loudspeakers; when they did it became the soundtrack for street interviews with leading Tories trying explain the situation to the British people
1,909
22,418
8,063
123,826
matthew scholz retweeted
Replying to @marianattestad
My most used CL pattern that few modern programmers know about (because no one learns perl now): samtools view some.bam | perl -ane 'print "$F[0]\t$1\n" if /\tNM:i:(\d+)/' It gives the edit dist of each mapped read. Just learning this bit of perl can be very useful.
3
7
2
59
matthew scholz retweeted
ICYMI: Important analysis on inflation by Moody’s chief economist Mark Zandi. The top causes for inflation? Putin’s war in Ukraine (3.5%) and COVID (2.0%). Contrary to GOP talking points, Zandi concludes the American Rescue Plan represented only 0.1%. fortune.com/2022/06/13/mark-…
12
58
6
75
A reminder Juneteenth is now a federal holiday. So for all of you who keep trying to schedule meetings on Monday - stop, reflect, and be joyful.
3
21
matthew scholz retweeted
What I had to say about AI in 2018, and pretty much what I say today.
94
4,566
598
18,526
I was just remembering Game of Thrones, when Cersei had to take that walk, naked, while everyone cried "shame!" "shame!" That was exceptionally good writing, because it actually made us sympathize with a truly despicable person. 1/2
1
5
1
67
Science twitter, I need your help! Does anybody know of a mouse model where heterozygous KO of a gene produces a tumor phenotype, but homozygous KO of the same gene does not (and the homozygous KO is viable and healthy)? I am trying find an example and having no luck! Thanks
2
9
9
Y'all, this is true, but also this is the best whale to do alt text on images.
many people don’t realize just how big a whale can be when the image isn’t to scale
3
I feel this quote deeply.
1
5
matthew scholz retweeted
Can I be too honest with you? I’m a Gen Xer, and there’s a lot that I’m proud of us for. But I’m ashamed by how conservative many of us have gotten in adulthood. When we were teenagers, we mocked these people. Our music and TV shows mocked them. How the hell did we become them?
132
108
42
1,405
matthew scholz retweeted
I say this in response to incel complaints and I’ll say it here. The average straight USian woman is demonstrably highly tolerant of fool ass average lookin straight men. Bless them for that. If you are failing repeatedly and for decades maybe take a look at your personality.
1
4