@GingerTFT
 Lisboa - Belém
instagram.com/bernardo.balau/
Joined April 2013
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cabby@cabbyFeb 27
Yeah dude yell and scream at me thats going to make your kid get up faster after getting hit by my car
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Hash
@HashbergersFeb 20
Don't you DARE compare Punch to Moo Deng. Punch came from the MUD. He was ABANDONED, and all the other monkeys HATE him. Moo Deng was a fat pampered slob. Don't ever compare my GOAT to that fat little bitch.
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FanDuel Sports
@FanDuelSportsFeb 11
Me putting a 4-leg parlay together 💀
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thank you tim cook this is goated
yiyi 🪽@pianzes12 Dec 2025
whatever apple ur so goated i gotta tick off food weighing scale off of my to buy list
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@redaction
@redaction4 Nov 2025
I have very clear memories as a child of being outside constantly and having fun in the neighborhood and then a Windows XP computer hit my household like crack cocaine in a black neighborhood
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@SydSteyerhart4 Nov 2025
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Vegeta didn't turn super saiyan until 33. It's not over for you unc keep grinding
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doomer
@uncledoomer9 Aug 2025
this is how bulgarians still look
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Mene 🦭@mene_seal14 Mar 2025
Stupid Fucking seal falls down stairs and proceeds to cry about it like the stupid idiot he is
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swagless@noswagordrip4 Feb 2025
Busy day today
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crust bucket@eeeosburn30 Dec 2024
If ur not drinking 13 beers with me I can only assume ur drinking 13 beers against me
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Moeez 🕺@globalmoeez19 Dec 2024
Bro WE are ONE underwear change away from 2025. That’s crazy.
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۟@salvationhhigh14 Nov 2024
From the beer to the keys to the car to the trees
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Navioot's Ego@NaviootsEgo1 Jun 2017
Australia #HGG match today, hopefully my dumbass team doesn't sap deathwing again
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$@elijxhwtf5 Oct 2024
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dan nolan
@dannolan8 Aug 2024
On the face of it alcohol is so funny - you can take a potion that makes you so good at driving the government has to make it illegal
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pete oaks
@pt0kes5 Aug 2024
my dog has no idea what’s happening economically. total idiot
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CoKane@KanesCabDriv3r2 Aug 2024
“You’re drunk you can barely walk” Yeah that’s why I’m gonna drive home retard
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Gbemiga
@Gbemiga__A14 Jul 2024
Watching England scrape through those games was so annoying man but the thing about being a hater is you need a lot of patience, patience is very bitter but the fruit is so so sweet
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top 5 number of beers 1. 7 beers 2. 3 beers 3. 5 beers 4. 4 beers 5. 12 beers
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