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Joined October 2022
Zakaria Nur retweeted
When the 10/10 asks me what I do for a living, I tell her I’m an “asset relocation specialist” instead of a thief. 😂😭
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That one kenya tribe hating too much in the comments 😂😂😂😂
From Kenya to the world 🇰🇪 Kenya’s fifth and current president, William Ruto, stopped by our final regular season game to show support for our favorite Kenyan, Madina Okot ❤️
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It will take another eternity before citizen tv invite him again
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I am DONE 🤣 You now have the Jews teaching the Shia about tawheed 🤣🤣🤣
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Africa is one big country 😂😂
So, I saw a graduate trainee application somewhere and decided to apply. I randomly remembered that one of my boys is doing his service there, so I asked him what’s up with the application. He replied:
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Good thing there is no such thing as corruption free society
There was a group of Wazungus that came to Kenya for a social experiment on corruption. Within 6 months they had gotten original IDs, passports, DLs and even academic certificates through corruption. Their conclusion was the average Kenyan wouldn’t survive a day in a a corruption free society.
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Fun fact about mombasa , you will not get great biriyani in restaurants with good aesthetics
There is this restraunt called Forodhani in Mombasa, if you want your trip to continue being peaceful don't step foot there, they will serve you one of the worst Biryani, juices full of normal sugar, and on top of that you will wait for like 1+ plus as they kiss white people's asses
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Who remembers how before HDMI cords we had to match the colours to the tv like you're defusing a bomb????😭😭😭😭😭
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Prime candidate for Vp under kasongo. Musilia needs to accept that he will never be kenya’s first Luhya president.
ODM should have listened to Anyang’ Nyong’o. Sifuna is a leader for the future.
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Zakaria Nur retweeted
an idiot in motion goes further than a genius at rest
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Zakaria Nur retweeted
Kumbe kulock in sio kujifungia kwa nyumba
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😂😂😂😂😂
World cup naenda bila team full time job ni ku hate Ronaldo sisi Messi fans kazi iliisha 2022
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Zakaria Nur retweeted
Trying runny eggs for the first time and I would advise people to try it #ZizuuCooks
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Junior advocates wanaona a senior akibuy G63 wanasema wako kwa right profession meanwhile sisi tunaona senior engineer Alex makanika kazi ni kubuy scrap metal zinamove😭😭tutapenya kweli?
As promised guys… here are the pics of our new beauty 😎❤️. Fun fact: bought this car unseen… even as I post this pics, I have not seen the car with my own eyes. 😅. My guy in Mombasa did all the groundwork for me. Anxiety mbaya sana 🙃.
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Zakaria Nur retweeted
Bro fell for the offside trap😭😭
Just saw the craziest offside trap😭😭
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Zakaria Nur retweeted
We won the league 😎. Repost to irritate bitter clowns 🤡
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Names of clubs that won the 2025/2026 premier league title. A thread.
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They should allow fans to vote for the winning team next season ,for these lot to win it 😂😂😂
Man Utd are the most likely challengers to dethrone Arsenal in the Premier League next season, according to your votes 👹📈🏆
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Zakaria Nur retweeted
On Uthamaki’s Bogeyman Politics: Time to call the demonization of President Ruto what it is (a long thread)
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