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Haunted.

Joined August 2019
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Please excuse me while I mentally checkout πŸŽ€
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forgot the consequences of my own actions again
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was not murdered today, unfortunately.
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Sorry I'm late, I was hoping to die of natural causes.
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The wifi in this dude's murder shed fucking sucks
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Sometimes a slice of gas station pizza just hits the spot.
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BREAKING: Disappointed AI agents find nothing in my bank accounts but overdraft charges.
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I just need 2.5 million dollars, surely 3.5 million dollars is enough to live on for the rest of my life, pls bro, just 5 million dollars
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And for the lady, perhaps a nervous system reset?
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I don’t know who needs to hear this but anything you say before the β€œbut” doesn’t count.
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If you listened to Scorpions drinking Busch Light in a friends garage, don’t forget to fill out that AARP mailer.
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Endings lead to the best beginnings, just you watch.
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the internet is not a real place. it is a back room and i think u guys need to remember that
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it’s michael myers 69th birthday but i don’t think he was freaky like that
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The strip club bouncer told me to β€œkeep it in my pants” because I got caught sneaking in some Baconators in my cargo shorts.
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Sorry, I haven’t posted in a while, I’ve been mansplaining irony to Alanis Morissette.
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GM to everyone who needs more sleep
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I saw a work truck that said pole maintenance, and now I want to know how to get hired there.
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