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“mary” so scary@maryjsayswhatOct 30

forgot the consequences of my own actions again

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“mary” so scary@maryjsayswhatOct 30

was not murdered today, unfortunately.

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Skurt Vonnegut@ThisLocalHaterOct 20

Sorry I'm late, I was hoping to die of natural causes.

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Skurt Vonnegut@ThisLocalHaterOct 21

The wifi in this dude's murder shed fucking sucks

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Nubbin00@nubbin00_Oct 22

Sometimes a slice of gas station pizza just hits the spot.

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Rick Aaron@RickAaronOct 22

BREAKING: Disappointed AI agents find nothing in my bank accounts but overdraft charges.

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sojujinbutsu@EdgarPoop1Oct 22

I just need 2.5 million dollars, surely 3.5 million dollars is enough to live on for the rest of my life, pls bro, just 5 million dollars

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Trick or Sweet Momissa 🎃👻@sweetmomissaOct 16

And for the lady, perhaps a nervous system reset?

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Trick or Sweet Momissa 🎃👻@sweetmomissaOct 17

I don’t know who needs to hear this but anything you say before the “but” doesn’t count.

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Trick or Sweet Momissa 🎃👻@sweetmomissaOct 19

If you listened to Scorpions drinking Busch Light in a friends garage, don’t forget to fill out that AARP mailer.

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Trick or Sweet Momissa 🎃👻@sweetmomissaOct 19

Endings lead to the best beginnings, just you watch.

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erica@ericanextdooorOct 19

the internet is not a real place. it is a back room and i think u guys need to remember that

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erica@ericanextdooorOct 20

it’s michael myers 69th birthday but i don’t think he was freaky like that

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@MoMohlerOct 19

The strip club bouncer told me to “keep it in my pants” because I got caught sneaking in some Baconators in my cargo shorts.

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@MoMohlerOct 20

Sorry, I haven’t posted in a while, I’ve been mansplaining irony to Alanis Morissette.

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“mary” so scary@maryjsayswhatOct 7

GM to everyone who needs more sleep

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“mary” so scary@maryjsayswhatOct 10

I saw a work truck that said pole maintenance, and now I want to know how to get hired there.

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Rick Aaron@RickAaronOct 20

Big pharma ads are like “Ask your doctor if this medication with 543 side effects & an unpronounceable name is right for you!”

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Functionally Feral@FeralFerrellOct 20

a giant perfectly crispy brown maple leaf fell off a tree directly into my hand today, like a circus clown handing a child a balloon. this month loves me.

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Kris Wilder@parkerquotes2Oct 20

Maybe it’s my inner valley girl/80s kid talking here, but I do enjoy a movie set in a mall.

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