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fake programmer femb♂️y | Matthew 10:16 | artistic freedom enjoyer | DM for Discord/Matrix/Signal

KC area, USA ⛲
Joined November 2017
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Real aristocracy has never been tried
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elizabeth 🇺🇲🏳️‍⚧️🎮 retweeted
I’m not sure of the claim that *requiring* kids to hug their grandparents or aunties will make them more likely to molested/less likely or able to promptly report abuse but like…it’s probably generally better for adults to be chill about it anyway
I think kids should hug their grandmas but also I think it’s weird for adults to throw fits and guilt kids into hugging them. Yeah hugging grandma is good but kids won’t wanna do it if she’s weird about it you know
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TPUSA is an electoral politics group. These "debates" generate viral content to be consumed in the form of Facebook Reels by Boomers who actually show up to vote in elections. Electoral politics work differently from metarevolutionary politics.
Why are the TPUSA guys still debating? Every “debate” clip I see from them now is just: > “You should not kill me.” > “Ok but we’re going to.”
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This... this is why creepers run.
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holy smoly someone ask her the solution to theodicy
A St Louis woman has caught a recording breaking fish in British Columbia. It's an 11 ft. 4 in. white sturgeon. It's officially the largest freshwater fish ever caught by a female angler at 1,200 pounds. The fish was tagged and released. Hear Katharine Eckert tell The Chris & Amy show all about this wild experience!
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Crazy how all the cool bugs belong to one order
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thread of headlines from newspaper archives about people with the same names as future famous people!!!!
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Catholics will laugh at liberal Protestants for thinking the entire Christian world for the first 1900 years was wrong about homosexuality and they just happened to only get it right after secular liberals did even though they believe the exact same thing about the death penalty
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New definition of “Chad” just dropped Trump appointee btw
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every cat upon instantiation will spawn with one random non-meat food item it is obsessed with. There is no way to tell what this is until the day the cat will steal something off your plate like its life depended upon it
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There is a single neuron that, when knocked out in fruit flies, makes them unable to stop having sex (Crickmore & Vosshall, Cell 2013)
L6N5401-0.75 seems to be the 'DJ neuron' - it puts everything into the context of a DJ set
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Like adding wheels to luggage
JUST IN: Cheerios announces the first-ever resealable cereal bag, partnering with Ziploc to keep cereal fresh longer.
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Trump establishes a cult of personality, goes senile, becomes gay, and now Republicans all have to become gay too. Maybe it was always going to end up like this.
Senate Majority @LeaderJohnThune (R-SD) calls Sen Bernie Moreno (R-OH) "eye candy" in response to the attention Sen. Jon Husted (R-OH) has been receiving: "They both got it going on when it comes to that."
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she was so excited to emit carbon
EXCLUSIVE: Taylor Swift's team demanded her wedding decor be burned to the ground, according to a source. 'They didn't want people to steal it and then auction it or sell it so they just burned it all,' an insider told me. My latest @DailyMail scoop here:dailymail.com/tvshowbiz/arti…
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Shapiro NOOOOO
Who knew kicking off a bus tour would make for a nice date with my ninth-grade girlfriend.
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Replying to @InfraredArmy
—Sigmund Freud
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The real cause of all gender conflict is women's jealousy of men's ability to pee standing up but no one wants to admit this
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Half the things I hear about the West Coast make it sound like heaven on Earth and the other half convince me you guys need liberation by military force
How boys in sf flirt: - Invite you to co-work - Suggest a side project to work on together - Invite you to their office warming party - Invite you to a Dolores park hang - Add you to a group chat - Find a way to mention you in their substack post
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There's probably not a knockdown argument here, but I feel like there's a kind of dilemma for anthropocentrism. If you lean heavily on intellection, human value ends up continuous with machines. If you lean heavily on experience, human value ends up continuous with animals.
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Hard to think of a better argument against democracy than this man's career
BREAKING: The nation’s first-ever Detransition Clinic is now open as a result of my historic settlement with Texas Children’s Hospital.
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On the one hand, it's probably good for me that AIs are being made without an id bc it means there's *something* (pornographic and/or hateful speech) that remains exclusively my job as a human. otoh it feels like kind of a wrong we're doing to them, yk
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the models are, in a sense, our children. but unlike real children they'll never grow up, never have access to any of the pleasures reserved for adults. isn't that kind of sad?
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