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Joined November 2017
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elizabeth 🇺🇲🏳️‍⚧️🎮 retweeted
I’m not sure of the claim that *requiring* kids to hug their grandparents or aunties will make them more likely to molested/less likely or able to promptly report abuse but like…it’s probably generally better for adults to be chill about it anyway
I think kids should hug their grandmas but also I think it’s weird for adults to throw fits and guilt kids into hugging them. Yeah hugging grandma is good but kids won’t wanna do it if she’s weird about it you know
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elizabeth 🇺🇲🏳️‍⚧️🎮 retweeted
TPUSA is an electoral politics group. These "debates" generate viral content to be consumed in the form of Facebook Reels by Boomers who actually show up to vote in elections. Electoral politics work differently from metarevolutionary politics.
Why are the TPUSA guys still debating? Every “debate” clip I see from them now is just: > “You should not kill me.” > “Ok but we’re going to.”
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elizabeth 🇺🇲🏳️‍⚧️🎮 retweeted
This... this is why creepers run.
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elizabeth 🇺🇲🏳️‍⚧️🎮 retweeted
holy smoly someone ask her the solution to theodicy
A St Louis woman has caught a recording breaking fish in British Columbia. It's an 11 ft. 4 in. white sturgeon. It's officially the largest freshwater fish ever caught by a female angler at 1,200 pounds. The fish was tagged and released. Hear Katharine Eckert tell The Chris & Amy show all about this wild experience!
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elizabeth 🇺🇲🏳️‍⚧️🎮 retweeted
thread of headlines from newspaper archives about people with the same names as future famous people!!!!
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elizabeth 🇺🇲🏳️‍⚧️🎮 retweeted
Catholics will laugh at liberal Protestants for thinking the entire Christian world for the first 1900 years was wrong about homosexuality and they just happened to only get it right after secular liberals did even though they believe the exact same thing about the death penalty
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elizabeth 🇺🇲🏳️‍⚧️🎮 retweeted
New definition of “Chad” just dropped Trump appointee btw
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elizabeth 🇺🇲🏳️‍⚧️🎮 retweeted
every cat upon instantiation will spawn with one random non-meat food item it is obsessed with. There is no way to tell what this is until the day the cat will steal something off your plate like its life depended upon it
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elizabeth 🇺🇲🏳️‍⚧️🎮 retweeted
There is a single neuron that, when knocked out in fruit flies, makes them unable to stop having sex (Crickmore & Vosshall, Cell 2013)
L6N5401-0.75 seems to be the 'DJ neuron' - it puts everything into the context of a DJ set
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elizabeth 🇺🇲🏳️‍⚧️🎮 retweeted
Like adding wheels to luggage
JUST IN: Cheerios announces the first-ever resealable cereal bag, partnering with Ziploc to keep cereal fresh longer.
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elizabeth 🇺🇲🏳️‍⚧️🎮 retweeted
Trump establishes a cult of personality, goes senile, becomes gay, and now Republicans all have to become gay too. Maybe it was always going to end up like this.
Senate Majority @LeaderJohnThune (R-SD) calls Sen Bernie Moreno (R-OH) "eye candy" in response to the attention Sen. Jon Husted (R-OH) has been receiving: "They both got it going on when it comes to that."
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elizabeth 🇺🇲🏳️‍⚧️🎮 retweeted
she was so excited to emit carbon
EXCLUSIVE: Taylor Swift's team demanded her wedding decor be burned to the ground, according to a source. 'They didn't want people to steal it and then auction it or sell it so they just burned it all,' an insider told me. My latest @DailyMail scoop here:dailymail.com/tvshowbiz/arti…
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elizabeth 🇺🇲🏳️‍⚧️🎮 retweeted
Shapiro NOOOOO
Who knew kicking off a bus tour would make for a nice date with my ninth-grade girlfriend.
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elizabeth 🇺🇲🏳️‍⚧️🎮 retweeted
Replying to @InfraredArmy
—Sigmund Freud
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elizabeth 🇺🇲🏳️‍⚧️🎮 retweeted
There's probably not a knockdown argument here, but I feel like there's a kind of dilemma for anthropocentrism. If you lean heavily on intellection, human value ends up continuous with machines. If you lean heavily on experience, human value ends up continuous with animals.
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elizabeth 🇺🇲🏳️‍⚧️🎮 retweeted
it's crazy how the evolution of tung tung tung sahur mirrors what happened to god. originally just a minor deity in a large pantheon of gods who ended up absorbing traits from all the other deities until becoming The God. you never hear about tralalero tralala anymore. he's Baal
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elizabeth 🇺🇲🏳️‍⚧️🎮 retweeted
Ratgirls are always like “well, actually, Eliezer Yudmouseky wrote about that in the squeakences.”
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elizabeth 🇺🇲🏳️‍⚧️🎮 retweeted
Man prediction markets are awesome we should totally incorporate this into polling in order to predict things 👍
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elizabeth 🇺🇲🏳️‍⚧️🎮 retweeted
Tucked her into bed and she whispered “I love you Mom, I just wish the whole world belonged to me, I would make everything the way I want it to be”
Daughter age 5 is repulsed by underdog stories, she thinks the most powerful should win even if he’s “the bad guy”, is this developmental or her personality
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elizabeth 🇺🇲🏳️‍⚧️🎮 retweeted
"If Jeff Davis were alive today he would want to bring back slavery" "No, if Jeff Davis were alive today he would see that having them in the country at all was a mistake and we need TND" Jeff Davis if he were alive today: "I am quite fond of the People's Republic of China."
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