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Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in five years?
*Envisioning myself standing over Smokey the bear’s cold dead corpse*
Me: Probably standing over the cold dead corpse of Smokey the bear
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This was the peak of television; nothing will ever be funnier than this moment.
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George R.R. Martin says he's written 1,100 pages of #TheWindsOfWinter
Same amount of pages that he had written as of December 2022
"I'm struggling with it ... It's a big mother of a book ... Maybe I should've started writing smaller books when I began ... it's tough"
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Ridley Scott reacts to those criticizing the historical inaccuracies in ‘NAPOLEON’.
“Get a life.”
(Source: newyorker.com/magazine/2023/…)
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Lamar since tweeting “Johnny”:
42/57 passing
73.7% completion percentage
678 Total yds
5 Total TDs
Lamar. Is. Locked. In.
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"my wife is using flushable wipes" -locked by a moderator after 700 comments on r/plumbing
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The Chicago bean got so touristy…. It used to be that only me and the homies knew about the massive downtown bean shaped mirror object

































