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I’m the true love of my life❤️

Johannesburg, South Africa
Joined August 2014
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One of the happiest days of my life 😊❤
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honestly no woman who has genuinely understood feminism has ever regretted it. if you think feminism is something women should feel embarrassed or regretful about, you probably never understood it in the first place. hope that helps.
I genuinely think a time will come when many women will regret supporting the version of feminism being glorified today. And I’m not talking about equal rights, opportunities, or financial independence. I’m talking about pseudo-feminism that teaches women they don’t need a man, compromising is weakness, making sacrifices is losing yourself, and that earning money means you should never have to adjust for anyone. Where respecting your husband is called submission, putting effort into a relationship is considered desperate, and walking away is celebrated more than working things out. And I think many women will realise how damaging this mindset was, perhaps in their late thirties or forties, when they look back and understand that they were taught to see partnership as a burden rather than something worth building. I genuinely believe that day is not very far away.
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Yohh guys. Joburg is my only home, please don’t do this to me 😔 I can’t move anywhere else
Helen Zille could soon be the first white mayor of post-apartheid Johannesburg. Such a result could point to the beginnings of a less racialised politics economist.com/middle-east-an…
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To blame feminism for men's unhappiness is to admit that men's happiness depended on the continued oppression on women
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This is rape btw
👱‍♂️: Almost starts to enter. 👩: I don’t want to have sex, stop. 👱‍♂️: Please just the tip, just the tip. 👩: No. *starts to get up* 👱‍♂️: Okay fine, no sex but you can’t just leave me like this. 👩:Wdym? 👱‍♂️: I have blue balls it’s not fair, you’re selfish, please at least suck me.
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Into emnandi ngoba nebele is that, uma izinto zingahlangani ufaka isandla ebeleni ube sharp. 😭😭👍
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Use your vote wisely, do not vote for @MYANC
10 Days without water!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Seriously @CityofJoburgZA @JoburgWater @Rand_Water Seriously??????????????????????
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😂🤣
“Potholes will be there because we live in the situation of a climate change there are rains water the the streets get washed out” ANC SG Fikile Mbalula “We are not talking something that you know is falling from the sky we talking about what government is going to do to help” @MbalulaFikile
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"As a non-aborted child, I would like to let you guys know I'm NOWHERE near curing cancer." I gagged.
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I better leave in a pink coffin
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Not my shenanigans resurfacing 😭
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This year has been a shitshow wa nkutlwa?🤣
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Are you laughing at my pain?🤣🤣🤣ngizok’bamba
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When you are unmarried & childless there is an undeniable pressure to show off other accomplishments. Like your career has to be exceptional in order to justify “choosing it over” a relationship
I think relationships give ppl social credibility that single ppl have to establish individually. Being chosen is treated as evidence that you're desirable, stable, capable of commitment, etc. So ppl outsource their sense of adulthood to someone else's willingness to be with them
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We’ve known Fanon since we were teenagers
The day (South) Africans discover Franz Fanon’s philosophical work, the equivalent of The French Revolution will emerge.
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5 per day keep the psychiatrist away 🫡🩷
Ion know how many “aena flop’s” I have left
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Nobody talks about how long you can walk if you are lowkey mentally Insane.
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hlung kthnd mnt
People who type like this, what's your problem? 😩
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Women complaining about how uncomfortable wigs, lashes, nails, waxing are:
One day we gon talk about how uncomfortable wigs, lashes and nails are.
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I actually miss how ambitious I was in Primary school No one could tell me anything
Cheers to those of us who tried writing a book when we were younger. 🥂😭✋🏿
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Afrikaaners before Swati people? Mmmh
If you're not Zulu, Xhosa, Sotho, Tswana, Ndebele, Venda, Pedi, Tsonga or even Afrikaneer, I'm NOT your brother.
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