Co-host of @podinbasement, dude behind @museisreckless, writer for @mamathemagazine
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THREE DAYS IN SKID ROW
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“I watched a homeless man stick a needle into an open wound on his leg. He did so casually, almost absentmindedly, while the city carried on around him.”
BY: @JoeGarzaCreates
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I visited the Last Ditch lesbian bar
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I went to the peptide party
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"clayface appears in his clay form for 60 seconds"
"batman isn't in it"
"bruce wayne isn't mentioned"
welcome back, sonyverse
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Hard to believe one day this kid will go to hell, and space and make Freddy Krueger his b*tch! 🪓 🩸 #crystallake #jasonvoorhees #fridaythe13th
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The problem of the world sinking into a black morass of cynicism as we resign ourselves to the fate of the only promise the future brings being a digital panopticon of ever increasingly optimized algorithms and information while our physical surroundings remain locked in modes that have hardly changed in nearly a hundred years.
The problem of not dreaming of the future.
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“He could have solved world hunger instead of building a flying car”
My brother in Christ,
In 2021 the UN claimed they could solve world hunger with $6 Billion.
Elon offered them the $6 Billion if they were transparent with where the funds were going.
The UN never took his offer.
You guys put Gerwig on a pedestal despite the fact she has the sensibilities and intellect of a smug, joyless, tattooed barista.
Consider shutting the fuck up.
god it’s so embarrassing that these guys present Lewis as like. a serious thinker
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C.S. Lewis was a leading literary scholar: triple first at Oxford; Fellow & Tutor, Magdalen College, Oxford (1925–54); first Professor of Medieval & Renaissance Literature, Cambridge (1954–63); Fellow of the British Academy (1955).
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You can choose to be inspired by the greatness you have a front-row seat to and maybe even do something amazing of your own...
Or to be the type of person who thought the Wright Brothers were crazy.
Up to you.
The Tesla Roadster is like the ultimate procrastination project.
You miss a deadline so you feel like you have to make the product even more impressive to justify the wait, then that takes more time so you have to make it more impressive, which takes even more time...
Until eventually, a decade later, you have a car with rocket thrusters all around it that nobody will be able to use because it will be outlawed on every public road lol
“There are those that look at things the way they are, and ask why? I dream of things that never were, and ask why not?”
― George Bernard Shaw
I hate to be the one to burst the Tesla bubble today, but the spectacular “flight” we witnessed at the Roadster reveal needs a little context. The car is carrying around 250kg of compressed air, plus the weight of the tanks, valves and thrusters needed to contain and release it.
Based on the published figures, that gives it roughly 1.5–2 seconds of maximum thrust before the system needs to be refilled.
In short, it's a gimmick.
These are the same things that could've been solved by every major industrialist who's ever lived.
Funny how none of these whiners never step up to do this themselves.
Things Elon Musk could do with $1Tn dollars:
- End world hunger
- Solve climate change
- Provide schooling for every child
- Reduce housing crisis
What Elon Musk does:
- Build a stupid car-toy with no practícal use, just to impress a bunch of idiots.
Tesla Roadster should be the last straw. #EatTheRich
I'm admittedly pumped by the new Tesla Roadster while still acknowledging that it's mostly for show...for now.
I'm more interested in the possibilities this tech has opened up.
Musk & Co. just took a major first step towards a higher peak most thought didn't even exist.
Louis CK was never "found guilty."
And what he was accused of wasn't even "assault."
Again, wokies keep proving this tweet true:
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