Co-host of @podinbasement, dude behind @museisreckless, writer for @mamathemagazine

L.A.
Joined July 2013
"clayface appears in his clay form for 60 seconds" "batman isn't in it" "bruce wayne isn't mentioned" welcome back, sonyverse
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Joe Garza retweeted
Hard to believe one day this kid will go to hell, and space and make Freddy Krueger his b*tch! 🪓 🩸 #crystallake #jasonvoorhees #fridaythe13th
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Joe Garza retweeted
The problem of the world sinking into a black morass of cynicism as we resign ourselves to the fate of the only promise the future brings being a digital panopticon of ever increasingly optimized algorithms and information while our physical surroundings remain locked in modes that have hardly changed in nearly a hundred years. The problem of not dreaming of the future.
Before praising the flying Tesla, ask yourself what problem it actually solves.
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Joe Garza retweeted
“He could have solved world hunger instead of building a flying car” My brother in Christ, In 2021 the UN claimed they could solve world hunger with $6 Billion. Elon offered them the $6 Billion if they were transparent with where the funds were going. The UN never took his offer.
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Replying to @SlagOffTwits
Sure, but there was plenty of time between the Wright Flyer and the jet airliner, yeah? Future potential excites me more than immediate practicality.
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Woke-English Dictionary family Any group of people, except the nuclear family, which obviously must be destroyed.
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Replying to @SKress7514
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Go to IG. Type in “Shane Gillis SNL,” then come back to report your findings on which gender is freaking out the most.
I usually don’t like gender war rage bait but it’s so fun to laugh at the unhinged replies to this. These guys are so easy to trigger, this is a symptom of low testosterone.
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“It was a flex with no commercial value”
Two takeaways from tonight’s Roadster event. 1. It was an engineering flex with no commercial value beyond embarrassing traditional car makers. 2. Elon can’t wait to bring $TSLA and $SPCX together.
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The first thing I think about when I see this album cover is healing and speaking to marginalized communities
As a metalhead since I was 8, metal is about speaking to the marginalized, speaking truth to power, liberation. Metal heals. This is corporate PR garbage. Metallica was always overrated. Listen to Gojira, RATM and Sepultura instead.
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The Trump administration isn’t even trying to hide the aliens anymore bro
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Cornell Professor of music, Victoria Xaka, vacates the premises after I point out her incorrect statements about the chronology of the Jane Doe lawsuit. On her university webpage, she is described as a "black feminist sound theorist and abolitionist educator"
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“As a metalhead….” “Rage Against The Machine.”
As a metalhead since I was 8, metal is about speaking to the marginalized, speaking truth to power, liberation. Metal heals. This is corporate PR garbage. Metallica was always overrated. Listen to Gojira, RATM and Sepultura instead.
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This is the gayest statement ever made about metal. It overlooks who created metal, pretends its whiny protest music, and imagines it was made for gays and minorities. It’s an entire genre about violence and masculinity, not the marginalized.
As a metalhead since I was 8, metal is about speaking to the marginalized, speaking truth to power, liberation. Metal heals. This is corporate PR garbage. Metallica was always overrated. Listen to Gojira, RATM and Sepultura instead.
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Journalists are like “I broke this huge story, yes it was a lie and there was a lawsuit over it, but I broke it, it’s my proudest accomplishment.”
“Mattress Girl” was my Jane Doe when I broke her story in 2013. She decided to come forward with her name and tell the world. 13 years later we reconnected and she told me she’s still paying for it. The Jane Doe in the Cornell 7 case had that anonymity ripped from her last week.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
"Mattress girl" made a false accusation against another student and later made a charade that outed and humiliated him. Columbia University had to settle a demand from him for allowing and encouraging her to do her publicity stunt. washingtonpost.com/news/grade-poi…
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I think " i have a degree in comedy, so your joke is not funny" is probably the most woman thing thats ever been said in the history of the world. Besides maybe "im kinda sad, i should kill my child".
I have a degree in comedy
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The only thing Shane Gillis can do now to salvage his reputation with these people is murder his own kids.
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Metal heads are nice people dressing up and pretending to be mean people. Hippies are mean people dressing up and pretending to be nice people.
First Metallica, now Mötley Crüe. Nikki Sixx: We don't care about your political affiliation, race, gender, we're all in this together.
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