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don't look at me • they/them • hobbyist writer

Joined April 2016
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Watching Psycho because i heard there's a famous "shower scene" with the very beautiful Janet Leigh
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What do you mean you’re the sunburn girl from the Pitt
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what is women's beavis and butthead. do the ladies have their own duo of dumbass dames doing dumb shit for a dumb laugh. can that even exist in today's climate.
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Wish this book would come back in print, it’s a collection of Appalachian witchcraft encounters recorded by the Works Progress Administration in the 1930s. Apparently it gets pretty disturbing
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not my horny ass working in the lab late one night
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Guess I’m a Bills fan now
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My favorite Halloween story: one year my friend David dressed as Laura Palmer (wrapped in plastic, dead leaves etc), and no one recognized the costume until we passed a drag queen who pointed at her giant fake boobs and yelled "Hey Laura, get a load of these twin peaks!"
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Is this anything
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My observation eating at wasp households is that many wasp species feed on a wide variety of food sources, ranging from nectar and pollen to other insects.
My observation eating at wasp households is that they eat One Meat, One Carb and One Vegetable, all cooked separately and that inhabit different parts of your plate and idk if I'm on board with that
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whisked eggs really poorly today
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Crunchwrap supreme
Thinking about things like "notary public," "body politic," phrases where English puts the modifier after the noun like a Romance language. There must be some other examples
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i bet it feels insane to catch a train at the shrimp station
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In the last few years it became a common right-wing culture war thing to start straight up lying about how much people in the trades make. The actual median salary is somewhere around 50-55k.
Replying to @Marlayna29
Most tradesmen in my area make between 100K and 200K. Those guys look like equipment operators,so, I'd guess 150 - 170.
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things i saw tonight at the pumpkin patch
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Never thought I'd be asking "why are you wet" so often when i got cats
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i lived underwater for many years
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My entire adult life has been defined by the fallout of the financial crash and the nearly 20 years of austerity that followed, and you're telling me THOSE were the salad days???
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Boomer neighbor said he can't find employees for his ultra high end appliance repair biz in a major metro. $17 hour.
I took a machining class before switching majors and the teacher literally said "there's no point to learning this they pay the same as McDonald's"
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Dudes rock
Fox: Why are you here this morning? Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
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