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don't look at me • they/them • hobbyist writer

Joined April 2016
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Watching Psycho because i heard there's a famous "shower scene" with the very beautiful Janet Leigh
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What do you mean you’re the sunburn girl from the Pitt
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what is women's beavis and butthead. do the ladies have their own duo of dumbass dames doing dumb shit for a dumb laugh. can that even exist in today's climate.
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Wish this book would come back in print, it’s a collection of Appalachian witchcraft encounters recorded by the Works Progress Administration in the 1930s. Apparently it gets pretty disturbing
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not my horny ass working in the lab late one night
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Guess I’m a Bills fan now
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🏳️‍🌈C̵Δ̸R̶R̷O̴W̴ 🏳️‍⚧️ retweeted
My favorite Halloween story: one year my friend David dressed as Laura Palmer (wrapped in plastic, dead leaves etc), and no one recognized the costume until we passed a drag queen who pointed at her giant fake boobs and yelled "Hey Laura, get a load of these twin peaks!"
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The kids really did come out with the jokes this year, I found
me: “have fun!” teenaged trick-or-treater: “you too … i guess …?” [explosion of pitying, derisive laughter]
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Is this anything
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My observation eating at wasp households is that many wasp species feed on a wide variety of food sources, ranging from nectar and pollen to other insects.
My observation eating at wasp households is that they eat One Meat, One Carb and One Vegetable, all cooked separately and that inhabit different parts of your plate and idk if I'm on board with that
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whisked eggs really poorly today
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Crunchwrap supreme
Thinking about things like "notary public," "body politic," phrases where English puts the modifier after the noun like a Romance language. There must be some other examples
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i bet it feels insane to catch a train at the shrimp station
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I don't use AI tools but this does seem like a case where the thing that trains itself to tell you what you want to hear told this woman what she wanted to hear It is just a tool, not a malevolent entity, but I'm not sure *users* are being trained how to use it constructively
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Yeah, because it would be extremely socially inappropriate to "confront" an acquaintance about a "surface level" problem that you have with them People are allowed to just not like you, and in fact they do not have to explain themselves to you
neurotypical people absolutely love doing this
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The yawning gulf between J.D. Vance's crass careerist aspirations and his less-than-zero level of charisma or decorum should be studied
There are so many levels to this one. But it's so unusual in part because pols are usually *so* attuned to reflecting back the energy a person gives them. I'd argue that's like 70% of campaigning. She has notecards! She's serious! He goes for "ass." Wild. teapawt.net/atrupar/status/2115979…
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In the last few years it became a common right-wing culture war thing to start straight up lying about how much people in the trades make. The actual median salary is somewhere around 50-55k.
Replying to @Marlayna29
Most tradesmen in my area make between 100K and 200K. Those guys look like equipment operators,so, I'd guess 150 - 170.
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things i saw tonight at the pumpkin patch
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Never thought I'd be asking "why are you wet" so often when i got cats
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