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don't look at me • they/them • hobbyist writer

Joined April 2016
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protein bars are always labeled something like marshmallow cookies and cream surprise just to taste like boiled uncle
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It must feel so liberating after a lifetime of what I can only imagine was immense pressure to maintain beauty to now have a personal brand almost entirely based around being as creatively grotesque as possible
Heidi Klum poses on the carpet at her annual Halloween party in NYC
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🏳️‍🌈C̵Δ̸R̶R̷O̴W̴ 🏳️‍⚧️ retweeted
scrolling the timeline muttering “that’s not what gay Halloween is” under my breath all day
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🏳️‍🌈C̵Δ̸R̶R̷O̴W̴ 🏳️‍⚧️ retweeted
Reminds me of this banger.
Aside from the fact it rots people's brains, honestly True Crime is really just quite unethical conceptually. Like I used to watch it and at a certain point I just sat down and went. Why am I listening to the worst things that can happen to a person being recounted?
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🏳️‍🌈C̵Δ̸R̶R̷O̴W̴ 🏳️‍⚧️ retweeted
Watching Psycho because i heard there's a famous "shower scene" with the very beautiful Janet Leigh
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🏳️‍🌈C̵Δ̸R̶R̷O̴W̴ 🏳️‍⚧️ retweeted
What do you mean you’re the sunburn girl from the Pitt
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🏳️‍🌈C̵Δ̸R̶R̷O̴W̴ 🏳️‍⚧️ retweeted
what is women's beavis and butthead. do the ladies have their own duo of dumbass dames doing dumb shit for a dumb laugh. can that even exist in today's climate.
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Wish this book would come back in print, it’s a collection of Appalachian witchcraft encounters recorded by the Works Progress Administration in the 1930s. Apparently it gets pretty disturbing
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not my horny ass working in the lab late one night
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Guess I’m a Bills fan now
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My favorite Halloween story: one year my friend David dressed as Laura Palmer (wrapped in plastic, dead leaves etc), and no one recognized the costume until we passed a drag queen who pointed at her giant fake boobs and yelled "Hey Laura, get a load of these twin peaks!"
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The kids really did come out with the jokes this year, I found
me: “have fun!” teenaged trick-or-treater: “you too … i guess …?” [explosion of pitying, derisive laughter]
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🏳️‍🌈C̵Δ̸R̶R̷O̴W̴ 🏳️‍⚧️ retweeted
Is this anything
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My observation eating at wasp households is that many wasp species feed on a wide variety of food sources, ranging from nectar and pollen to other insects.
My observation eating at wasp households is that they eat One Meat, One Carb and One Vegetable, all cooked separately and that inhabit different parts of your plate and idk if I'm on board with that
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whisked eggs really poorly today
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🏳️‍🌈C̵Δ̸R̶R̷O̴W̴ 🏳️‍⚧️ retweeted
Crunchwrap supreme
Thinking about things like "notary public," "body politic," phrases where English puts the modifier after the noun like a Romance language. There must be some other examples
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🏳️‍🌈C̵Δ̸R̶R̷O̴W̴ 🏳️‍⚧️ retweeted
i bet it feels insane to catch a train at the shrimp station
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I don't use AI tools but this does seem like a case where the thing that trains itself to tell you what you want to hear told this woman what she wanted to hear It is just a tool, not a malevolent entity, but I'm not sure *users* are being trained how to use it constructively
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Replying to @gasnerpants
Also separate blankets if/when you do share a bed!
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