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*sees New Balance 609s hanging on wire*
"Gangs?"
Worse.. Dads.
"I'm scared"
*hears faint "hi scared, I'm dad" echoing through neighborhood*
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Rules for my car
-No food
-I pick the music
-Must put this mask on
-Feet off dash
-Here take this gun
-We're robbing a bank
-Dont be a pussy
Midweek Progress retweeted
*walks in classroom & disrobes*
"SIR! This is Poetry 101, not Art class."
Ummm...hickory dickory dock,
do you like my big fat-
"GET OUT!"
Midweek Progress retweeted
[cruise ship]
whats going on?
"IANS GONE OVERBOARD"
Lol whats he done now?
"HE'S GONE OVER THE TOP"
Typical Ian
"HE'S IN DEEP SHIT"
standard
Have you ever really lived, Terin?
"You just ran a stop sign."
How did it feel?
"Feels like we should have stop-"
WE'RE OUTLAWS NOW, TERIN.
Midweek Progress retweeted
Replying to @MidWeekProgress
Haha hahaha! Great work, @MidWeekProgress!@YouTube
Tweet #4 by @KeetPotato youtu.be/pw2dXyyf6r0 via @YouTube
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