luke [from online] · Nov 22, 2014 · 6:12 PM UTC

Midweek Progress retweeted

*sees New Balance 609s hanging on wire* "Gangs?" Worse.. Dads. "I'm scared" *hears faint "hi scared, I'm dad" echoing through neighborhood*

11,421

Jeff Wysaski · Apr 18, 2015 · 4:52 PM UTC

Midweek Progress retweeted

Rules for my car -No food -I pick the music -Must put this mask on -Feet off dash -Here take this gun -We're robbing a bank -Dont be a pussy

6,965

Chad Read · Apr 30, 2015 · 8:11 PM UTC

Midweek Progress retweeted

*walks in classroom & disrobes* "SIR! This is Poetry 101, not Art class." Ummm...hickory dickory dock, do you like my big fat- "GET OUT!"

399

GoaT FacE · May 22, 2015 · 10:06 AM UTC

Midweek Progress retweeted

[cruise ship] whats going on? "IANS GONE OVERBOARD" Lol whats he done now? "HE'S GONE OVER THE TOP" Typical Ian "HE'S IN DEEP SHIT" standard

capitalism liker · May 15, 2015 · 10:33 AM UTC

Midweek Progress retweeted

Vault 69 Boy · May 15, 2015 · 4:12 AM UTC

Midweek Progress retweeted

Haha hahaha! Great work, @MidWeekProgress!@YouTube

Cid · Mar 20, 2015 · 9:37 PM UTC

Midweek Progress retweeted

*crams entire head through a glory hole* If you must have a man inside you then please make it Jesus in your heart. – at Murray, KY

165

brent · Apr 29, 2015 · 4:45 PM UTC

Midweek Progress retweeted

[giving my statement to cop] its not the first time I've caught him on my property [mailman giving his] I dont think he knows how mail works

2,119