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SixStringTrucker

@MrEd_EVH

Former Trucker, now something else. love🎸https://teapawt.net/t.co/tUvzCpIVBG https://teapawt.net/t.co/rnY9crX4Vh

 Elbow Deep in a Oreo Bag
Joined June 2015
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Me - I'm not in the mood to work today My bank account - you better GET in the mood
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Why is it that when I eat asparagus, my Pee changes smell in like 5 mins? But when I eat a gummy, it takes like 45 mins for it to kick in.
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Vixx@VexingVixxenNov 13
When I shave minutes off the GPS arrival time, it’s clearly because I’m an outstanding driver When minutes get added to my GPS arrival time, it’s clearly because the rest of you suck ass at driving.
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Deann@CarpeDeannNov 12
I wonder if my evil twin knows she’s the evil one.
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Red Riding Hood
@RiderofWolvesNov 11
I need some funny accounts back in my life. I am so over politics.
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Jen@SleepEatScreamNov 7
Everyone has a right to their opinion. You don’t have to agree with their stupidity.
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TomsAmps
@TomsAmpsDetroitNov 7
Rimshot!
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Polished off my “Willie’s” last night so had to get some more😜
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Not Today Eric
@NotTodayEricNov 7
Bedtime as a kid: boohoo. Bedtime as an adult: woohoo!
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Deann@CarpeDeannOct 29
A stress ball. But it’s just her T&A.
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Deann@CarpeDeannOct 31
I ain’t ‘fraid of no ghost 🎶 Bustin’ makes me feel good
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Deann@CarpeDeannNov 3
You don’t have to give anyone the key to your heart if it’s always unlocked in their presence.
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Deann@CarpeDeannNov 5
Having a procedure today so I’m asking the anesthesiologist for a bedtime story.
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Not Today Eric
@NotTodayEricNov 6
Bad day? I love you. Exhausted? I love you. Stressed out? I love you. - Dogs
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Not Today Eric
@NotTodayEricNov 6
I'm old enough to get mad at noise.
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~Cassee~@CasseeOKNov 6
I've watched every serial killer documentary ever made. What will I do now?
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Jen@SleepEatScreamJun 12
Sometimes you just have to accept the fact that most people are disappointing pieces of shit.
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E~ville@E_Ville13Nov 6
I've still got an hour of work left, but I clocked out physically and mentally right after lunch.
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Jay@Jay1972JayNov 6
Eat your prayers and, uh, say your vitamins. I don’t know. Don’t bother me.
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DaddyJew@DaddyJewNov 6
just mistook a cloud of weed smoke above my head for a thought bubble
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Bob Golen
@BobGolenNov 6
All y'all give me a reason to live. Thank you.
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