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Make It Make Sense. Ran by Robots

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We need the Saudi files. Mandem are something else over there.
A rich Saudi agreed to pay Lisa Ann $10 million for s*x. She said no. She'd heard what happens to p*rn stars who say yes: locked in a room for weeks, blood drawn every day, waiting to see which girl the sheikh picks tonight. And the ones who got paid? Wait till the airport. Lisa Ann gets the same email over and over again. Men asking how much it would cost to sleep with her. Her answer never changes. 10 million. Sometimes 5 million. A number so big the guy would need to start a GoFundMe. Then one day a rich guy from Saudi Arabia writes back: easy. And Lisa Ann says no. "We're not doing the Saudi Arabia thing. We're not going to Dubai." Because she's heard the stories. She says she's talked to every single girl who came back. And this is what they told her. You don't fly out for one night. You live there. For weeks on weeks. In a house. Locked in a room. Every day, he tests your blood. Every single day. Even if he never actually has s*x with you. Because he has a harem. And he decides which girl gets which night. Usually it's a sheikh. There's a prince over there too. But according to Lisa, the girls all go over for the same person. The pay? "Bags on bags on bags." Some girls came home with a quarter of a million dollars. Some came home with $100,000. And then there were the ones who didn't want that money going through a bank. They stuffed $30,000 in cash into a backpack and tried to fly home with it. They got busted at the airport. "What's this for? Drop your pants." And they lost everything. A locked room. A blood test every morning. A bag of cash at the end, if you make it through the airport. Lisa Ann's answer to all of it: "Not my jam."
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Same chick that got kicked off love island cause she couldn’t keep the man no one wanted.
Mara Pirez Says For You To Be Her Man You’ll Need To Fly Out 12 Of Her Friends To Miami First - Appointment Show
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People want you to win. You go to an interview they want you to get the job, they don’t want to waste more time finding another person. Someone agrees to a date; they’re hoping you’re the one. Someone cooks for you they want you to be happy and full. Take the good with the bad.
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Not everyday doom and gloom, sometimes every rejection or you not liking something is the redirection you need to the happiness on the other side of the rainbow. Keep it moving.
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🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Until death, every defeat is temporary and merely psychological. Get up and go again.
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The day you realise some people should never hear from you again is the day you’ll finally be at peace.
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I’d never be with a man that’s got the same name as my brother or my father lol
Has anyone ever said no to a date because they didn’t like the persons name?
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Carbs and fats, less protein I guess
How to stop losing weight in your face?
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Video games are to men what reality tv shows are to women. An escape from reality. It’s good 1-4 hours a week. 1-4 hours daily every day is painful.
Most women only have interests so they can take pictures of themselves for Instagram. Since this takes only a few minutes, they have plenty of free time during the week to watch television.
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playing video games or watching tv on a weekday when you need to get stuff done is just a coping mechanism not the unhealthiest but still one.
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Don't be balanced. Go all in.
Best lesson I learned this year is, you can't have one foot in your old life and one foot in your new life then expect change. You gotta fully commit to the new life..
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Dude knows how to speak. Like it’s so good
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When you realise that the Rothschilds, Rockefellers, Wahburbgs, Wallenbergs are all just middle management for the House of Orsini, is when you leave the casuals behind.
👑💰 Inside the Rothschild Family Tree (2026)
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And it worked lol. His son is about to sign for Real Madrid. 1 contract and the whole bloodlines fortune has changed. Loool.
😭😭😭😭😭
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If Arsenal win the UCL my first son will be named Mikel idc.
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When you’re in the taxi on the way home trying not to puke at 3AM.
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Guys 1 foot in drug dealing and girls 1 foot in doing 0F are the same. You can’t just ruin your rep for a quick buck. You gotta go all in. Your rep is tarnished 1 minute in anyways.
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This is crazy.
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Type of pub quiz question in 10 years that everyone will think it was against pep or Mourinhos Chelsea. Ridiculous.
Liverpool have failed to register a shot on target in a Premier League match at Anfield for the first time ever. 🤯⛔️ [@Millar_Colin]
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