27 she/lob 18th century queer whoโs slamming croquembouche. Will post NSFW content.
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British people are so insanely hostile to having any wildlife on their godforsaken island it borders on mental illness
โBadgers are vermin, not pets. Letโs cull, not cuddle, them.โ
~ @Jamie_Blackett
telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/11โฆ
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Men are soooooo into lying until the day that you ask them something like โam I the hottest girl youโve ever hooked up with?โ and suddenly they have a monastic call to honesty
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Chud fatigue has fully set in. The cheap thrill of offending others can only distract you from your loneliness for so long, before youโre forced to reckon with how unsustainable it is to live in a belief system that proudly eschews all forms of basic human decency.
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I have published my treatise on why young men returned to the Democratic Party en masse and it is this: After 10 years of Trumpโand the administrationโs constant appeals to garish Barstool-tinged masculinityโyoung men are tired of being talked to like theyโre fucking idiots.
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CNN PROJECTS THAT SCOTT COLOM WINS THE SENATE RACE IN MISSISSIPPI!
Ok so there are two types of people speaking past each other here: people who want to date someone they share interests/values with and people who want to date people who are widely desirable.
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Under woke 3 the rate at which Matt van Swol gets radicalized becomes exponential
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This is the sin of sloth, whether people realize it or not
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Dave Chappell talking about Charlie Kirk dying was setting up broader jokes. It had a punchline
After he said he was feeling good about Charlie Kirk dying he said
โCharlie once said if he got on a plane and saw a black pilot heโd wonder if he was qualifiedโ
โI thought he was joking bc the opposite is true. If I get on a plane and see a black pilot Iโm going to think to myself this must be 1 exceptional n*ggaโ
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texas turning blue has scared these people to their bone. should texas stay blue republicans will never have a path to 270 again. this is an extinction level event for them
BREAKING: Trump now endorses an amnesty deal with Democrats, saying the people who want full deportations are on the "pretty far right," after losing the midterms.
He admits in a 60 Minutes interview that his immigration policy "was too tough" and "ultimately that hurt me," and says "illegals" who have been in the US for 10-15 years, such as hotel workers and landscapers, should have an opportunity to stay.
"Let the people that are here, and in some cases here for 10 and 15 years, work a deal for them," Trump says, adding that "people have already called me," including Democrat James Talarico.
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it's not tho
the most ethical diet is a local, sustainable, and seasonal diet and if any of y'all ACTUALLY care about environmentalism, you would know that
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Itโs just likeโฆso exciting. Maybe Iโm still high from Tuesday but to see the most popular Dem in the country believe in the political capital he has built and that using it with ambition is really exciting. Cannot wait for this primary.
New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani is seeking to unite progressives behind a left-wing candidate for the 2028 U.S. presidential election.
He has privately met with labor leaders to discuss potential candidates and strategies to counter a rising centrist contender.
Mamdani is reportedly uncertain whether Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez will run for president or seek a Senate seat, prompting progressives to consider alternatives, including Ro Khanna, Abdul El-Sayed and union leaders.
Source: Axios
