Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly (@RTodKelly) header
Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly (@RTodKelly) profile picture

Longform journalist, regular contributor for https://teapawt.net/t.co/cYFdNB2cDC @TheDailyBeast, executive producer of @7DeadlySinsShow at PDX's Mission Theatre.

Portland, OR
Joined July 2011
Photo by Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly (@RTodKelly)Photo by Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly (@RTodKelly)Photo by Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly (@RTodKelly)Photo by Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly (@RTodKelly)Photo by Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly (@RTodKelly)Photo by Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly (@RTodKelly)Photo by Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly (@RTodKelly)Photo by Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly (@RTodKelly)Photo by Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly (@RTodKelly)Photo by Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly (@RTodKelly)
Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly retweeted
bro shut the fuck up
unlike some uncultured animals i won’t name (bison), we are civilized. we don’t go around attacking people for no reason.
218
2,473
107
37,774
1,039,352
Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly retweeted
At least we’ll always have this, Matt—a perfect summation of right-wing free speech advocacy
27
224
13
3,667
152,558
Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly retweeted
The way the outfits here create flashes of blue and white is very mesmerizing.
131
911
125
23,244
1,220,518
Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly retweeted
Brilliant example of the Rule of Tod. @RTodKelly
1
1
5
369
Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly retweeted
If there is a state with greater scenic beauty than Oregon, I haven’t seen it. Mountains, high desert, Pacific, Hood, Columbia, Portland — it’s just spectacular. I don’t want to spoil anything for residents, but it’s a truly underrated state. I’m lucky to have married into it.
723
284
91
5,583
420,025
Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly retweeted
Charles Curtis has got to be the most unrecognized "first" in American history. I can guarantee you 95% of Americans don't know we had a Native American vice president.
You’re unable to view this Post because this account owner limits who can view their Posts. Learn more
18
32
3
215
Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly retweeted
It's cool how masculinity is now about being a moronic barbarian who's openly insecure about people thinking you're gay. Men used to write books
2 grass-fed steaks a day keeps the gays away. 🚫🏳️‍🌈
299
3,196
43
38,772
565,100
Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly retweeted
Dude
Jim Jordan: "You have a right to protest in the street, but that doesn't give you a right to go into the Capitol and disrupt Congress"
2
2,083
132
18,848
553,395
Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly retweeted
The best part of the Kid Rock set is when the actors they hired to pretend to be a string duet clearly had never heard the song before, so when the cello does a norm descencion he randomly decides to go way up and stay there. The violinist is noodling around during melodic runs.
411
1,478
233
30,291
3,173,042
Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly retweeted
The roman statue pfps will look you dead in the eye and tell you that conservatives spend their days debating the merits of the 1608 Quarto version of King Lear versus the 1623 Folio version.
Candace on Charlie & psychic phenomena: "Charlie & I spoke a lot about his third eye. The street lamps that would go off when he would run. We spoke about the fact that we could both astral project."
4
67
932
24,856
Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly retweeted
People are treating this rapist freak's email inbox like it's the source code of the universe and I genuinely don't think we're coming back from this.
Epstein email leaks confirm what television shows like The OA and Stranger Things have been telling us for years: when trauma based mind control fractures someone’s psyche, the victim gains psychic abilities. Science is just coming full circle to ancient demonic practices.
114
1,677
38
21,693
470,684
Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly retweeted
Personally, this was my favorite Jaren Jackson Jr. moment in Memphis
41
788
62
7,384
254,225
Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly retweeted
as I keep saying and will continue to say: people don't care about child sexual abuse or the sexual abuse of young women and girls (or boys, for that matter) nearly as much as they pretend to
4
11
2
181
10,906
Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly retweeted
Trump ran on an urban legend about Haitians eating cats and Harris ran on expanding Medicare.
The Democrats have accomplished something that would seem to be impossible: They have made their own party seem like the crazier of the two. NYT's Tom Edsall analyzes (with quotes from many moderates, including me). nytimes.com/2026/01/27/opini…
118
547
14
6,359
230,537
Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly retweeted
This is what republicans want! This is how they want bathrooms to be!!!! How do you not know this?
This Post is from a suspended account. Learn more
83
496
12
26,696
521,588
Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly retweeted
I'm literally a restaurant waiter with an incomplete degree and I could have told you what was coming. How do these people have jobs
🔊 Reuters North America editor Sally Buzbee on covering Trump's return: 'I don't think in those first few days we understood what an organized agenda they had.' Hear more on our On Assignment podcast: reut.rs/3YX6PX6
181
2,636
37
26,210
490,118
Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly retweeted
If you are a political commentator in the United States and you are choosing to admit in 2026 that you have realized that you badly underestimated how bad Donald Trump is: this should be something you are admitting in a letter announcing your retirement from public life
60
253
8
2,484
225,264
Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly retweeted
One of the most blatant Rule of Todds ever!
No he didn’t, Libby. His written remarks referred to Greenland as a “piece of ice” because that’s what it is. You’re the only one mixing anything up here.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The Press Secretary is not telling the truth. Trump referred to Greenland as "Iceland" multiple times, not only as a "piece of ice" as she falsely claims. It is not relevant what "written remarks" say; Miss Dean did not claim to be talking exclusively about written remarks. x.com/i/status/20140… nytimes.com/2026/01/21/us/… theguardian.com/business/2026/…
1
1
4
325
Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly retweeted
Replying to @mattBernius
It's from @RTodKelly : “One bizarre aspect of Trumpism as a philosophy is that it relies on a belief that video and audio recordings of things don’t exist.” We apply it when MAGA says something that is easily contradicted by video and audio.
1
2
4
157
Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly retweeted
The absence of courage in grown men is one of the defining characteristics of the Trump era.
Tillis: "To be clear -- I'm not critical of the president. I'm critical of the bad advice he's getting on Greenland."
868
7,975
246
41,647
758,252