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If he keeps saying things like that, it will become impossible for Canadians to pay for their own drinks in any bar in the democratic world.
EXCLUSIVE: U.S. ambassador warns Canada could shoulder blame if midterms go against Trump ctvnews.ca/world/trumps-tari…
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I think the “Jerry Seinfeld was a hack elevated by the genius of Larry David” is a trite and reductive opinion, but then something like this drops and it’s like… idk man
Jerry Seinfeld reveals his biggest regret from Seinfeld, a joke he begged Larry David to include, but Larry refused.
Jerry Seinfeld: “This is what my greatest regret of the entire series is.”
“We had this bit on the show where, if you wanted someone to keep a secret, you would say to them, ‘Will you put it in the vault?’ And they would go, ‘It’s in the vault.’”
“There was an opportunity for a character to say, ‘But it’s in the vault,’ and the other character would go, ‘Oy, the vault.’”
“I said, ‘Larry, we’re never going to get a chance to make this joke ever again in our lives. To go, “Oy, the vault.”’ Do you remember this conversation?”
Larry David: “Yeah.”
Jerry Seinfeld: “And I begged him, and he didn’t want to do it.”
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Obama tonight on his Cheesecake Factory line: "They mobilized a whole of government response to that joke. Not to inflation, but to that joke. The White House even called the Secretary of the Treasury. This is the man who is in charge of the economy. The person who's supposed to be figuring out how to make your life more affordable. The guy who's supposed to be figuring out how to lower inflation. And reduce interest rates. They told him he should hold a press conference in front of the Cheesecake Factory."
🚨BREAKING: A Texas county Republican Party is asking a federal court to stop certification of the state’s upcoming election results unless officials first hand count every paper ballot in the state. democracydocket.com/news-ale…
She just expanded her lead to 10 points. The president’s umbrella stand has no chance.
Gov. Kathy Hochul has nearly 10 times more campaign cash on hand than Republican challenger Bruce Blakeman heading into the final week of New York's governor's race.
According to the latest campaign finance reports, Hochul had $12.3 million remaining, compared with $1.2 million for the Nassau County executive.
Both candidates have spent millions on advertising and received significant financial support from their party committees.
With Election Day approaching on Nov. 3, both campaigns are focusing on reaching voters in the final stretch.
Read more here: nwsdy.li/4BvshV5
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I don’t like fuckery in elections. That said, fictional pollsters putting out fake surveys, like what happened to Mallory McMorrow’s campaign is considerably more harmful to our elections.
THE STORY OF THE DANS SULLIVAN… and how Democrats reportedly helped pick the Sullivan who isn’t a senator. As filed for the @CBSEveningNews…
This is the best thing I read all month! Be sure to click through the links!!
From me @NRO, with a frightening warning to voters:
A List of Things Democrats Might Do If They Retake Power
nationalreview.com/corner/a-…
Aside from dividing up committee members into groups that will investigate specific acts of executive fraud, have the Democrats considered assigning a member to sit with Fetterman in the cafeteria and pretend to be his friend?
If you wanna get some dirt under your fingernails combing through polling data, this episode if for you.
Today's pod @ForecasterEnten on all things midterm data. And why Trump is a fanny of his data ANALysis.
Then @julianborger on the election results in Israel, Serbia, and Brazil and what can be learned from them.
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This is the type of third party candidate Mathew McConaughey suggests we consider as a viable third way option.
Libertarian Party in NC.
"It was once extremely rare for grand jurors to rebuff prosecutors and turn down a request for an indictment" is now something that is becoming fairly routine. See Letitia James and Comey. Reflecting pool 'vandal.' The Subway sandwich guy. 6 Dem lawmakers' video/illegal orders.
It was once extremely rare for grand jurors to rebuff prosecutors and turn down a request for an indictment, given that the Justice Department has traditionally sought criminal charges only in cases it expects to win. But prosecutors have become increasingly convinced they will be unable to bring any indictment that is seen as political while Trump is in office.
nytimes.com/2026/10/27/us/po…
Never in my life have I seen so many cases brought forth by the US government be so assiduously rejected. But I guess getting a conviction isn’t the point.
Breaking - Grand jury declines to indict Cassidy Hutchinson over Jan. 6 testimony
Hutchinson, a former White House aide, testified before lawmakers about President Donald Trump’s actions on Jan. 6, 2021.
@washingtonpost
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JP retweeted
It was actually our 250th anniversary.
Not that you would know — you spent it with the British.
Paxton: On July 4th, we celebrated the 200th anniversary of our country.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
July 4 2026 marked the 250th anniversary of US independence not the 200th as claimed in the video. Multiple reports placed Paxton in London England that weekend with videos of the trip.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_St…
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So there is at least one immigrant who fears for his safety in his home country who the Trump administration will let in.
teapawt.net/SimonLevyMx/status/211…
As I reported hours ago, Flávio Bolsonaro has arrived safely in United States.
The mastermind behind this operation is U.S. Secretary of State @SecRubio .
From the United States, free and safe, Flávio will lead the opposition against Lula.
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18 U.S.C. § 592 is a law enacted by Congress that prohibits federal or military officials from ordering, bringing, or keeping troops or 'armed men' at any place where an election is being held. In some cases, federal officials can monitor an election, but that is all they are allowed to do. Let's follow the law and vote.