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The family that votes together gets to argue about normal things at Thanksgiving.
Like who the hell put raisins in the stuffing. 🤣
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Sorry can't. My monthly subscription to "Lawn Mowers & Chainsaws" just arrived.
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Wife: Wally is such a good doggie, look how he can just play by himself
Me: that’s not what you say when I do it…





















