Russ’s Cell

I use baby oil and I’m not a baby

When I’m peeing I always make a song with the splashing sound. Even when it’s up against a home bargains window

I’ve not had a bath this year… I’ve showered tho #LOL #ROLF

I like the saying ‘later potatoes’ Does anyone else?

I like to say leaf it out instead of leave it out when some one mentions a story about leaf based things