Standup Comedian. Temu Weird Al. Softer Worse Slower Weaker. Spooky Scary Pronouns. Formerly tumblr famous. [email protected]
Austin, TX
Joined June 2018
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Sam Strake retweeted
I'm sorry, are you telling me Steve Jobs has a daughter named Eve Jobs
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It's here! Our newest game is here HOLY SHIT AAAAAA. CHECK IT OUT OR ILL CRY OR PUKE, I DON'T KNOW.
Link in second tweet since haha.
Sam Strake retweeted
not sure if I know anyone near Ann Arbor, Michigan, but I will be there in a few weeks for Tree Town Comedy Festival and got some dope shows!
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Hey @YouTube, what was the controversy? Must not have been that bad if it was only a six month break.
Please enlighten me.
Sam Strake retweeted
I love how every website has a "[✔️] Keep me signed in on this computer" button and it's just straight up bullshit lol
Sam Strake retweeted
Me: It's 2am go to sleep
Brain: Sean Bean doesnt make any sense
Me: what
Brain: Why isn't it pronounced either Seen Bean or Shawn Byawn?
Me: I don't care
Brain: Well I'm not letting you sleep until we find out
Sam Strake retweeted
H - nothing wrong with me
O - nothing wrong with me
T - nothing wrong with me
T - NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
O - something's got to give
G - something's got to give
O - SOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVE
NOWWWWWW
Sam Strake retweeted
Yes we made @NewBlood arcade cabs for SXSW Sydney and YES the FAITH one has a cross for a joystick ✝️
Sam Strake retweeted
I love not having an HOA so much. I am a straight libertarian when it comes to yards.
