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this is what liza minelli says when she tries to turn off a lamp
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Moon, you old coin, the night spends you wisely
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prolapsed catholic@chlumbucketOct 24
(Lisa Barlow as Elizabeth Holmes) No no no you’re a liar no, no it works, it works, it works, check the lab reports, check the verification reports, it works, it works, you’re lying, I’m a Fortune 500 female CEO, I’m a female CEO, you’re jealous, you’re lying and your jealous
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monkey car@PrimateVehicleOct 21
Ear nose and throat day at the gym
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matt@mattybtweets69Oct 15
I guess they're finally hiring a new allocator to be their logo
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Jacob Blank@iamjacobblankOct 12
Kelly Clarkson bird drama was getting boring, thank god Selma Blair just bit someone again.
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m@msnetikerOct 12
Molly the animatronic bird:
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@cher18 Aug 2012
Whats going on with mycareer
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erin proctor@postproctorismOct 10
laurie BEECHMAN 💜
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Did the lights flicker or did I blink and forget
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Due to track maintenance it’s gonna take me 1.5 hours to get home from my work in the same borough after a 9 hour shift on my feet !!! @ zohran fix this
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bilatinman kio@kzzrtttSep 30
i’m glad six and seven are so inseparable these days, especially considering their past
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erica@ericanextdooorSep 23
she’s got larry david eyes
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I feel like a dog getting his last meal before being put down
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@VarietySep 18
#TheTraitors Season 5 has revealed its celebrity cast, from Kristin Chenoweth and Dominic Monaghan to Whitney Leavitt and more: • Bianca Del Rio ("RuPaul's Drag Race") • Boman Martinez-Reid (Content Creator) • Bronwyn Newport ("The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City") • Casey Wilson (Actress) • Chloe Kim (Olympic Snowboarder) • Cody Simpson (Singer) • Craig Conover ("Southern Charm") • Cynthia Bailey ("The Real Housewives of Atlanta") • Dominic Monaghan (Actor) • Emira D'Spain ("Next Gen NYC") • Gizelle Bryant ("The Real Housewives of Potomac") • Iain Stirling (Comedian / "Love Island") • Jag Bains ("Big Brother" / "Amazing Race") • JaNa Craig ("Love Island USA") • Joey Graziadei ("The Bachelor") • Johnny Sibilly (Actor) • Kristin Chenoweth (Actress / Singer) • Michele Fitzgerald ("Survivor" / "The Challenge") • Q Burdette ("Survivor") • Rachel Robinson ("The Challenge") • Rashad Jennings (NFL Star) • Taylor Hale ("Big Brother" / "Amazing Race") • Whitney Leavitt ("The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives") variety.com/2026/tv/news/the…
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Khayla@khhaylaSep 17
Now that Apple TV is free, I want to tell everyone to go watch Margo’s Got Money Troubles. Go go go!!
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Ladies and gentlemen welcome to the stage… Tuppinsa Bag
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And is there anything more Star-To-Be than your server at J*e All*n
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Pearl studios during an outsiders open call aka Denim City
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Tom Smyth@Tom_Smyth_Sep 16
empanada mama who bore me
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Laura Benanti deserved a Tony for the delivery of “it’s a good thing I didn’t eat it but I never would’ve eaten it cuz I never did like raisins so why would there be a raisin on the floor?”
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