@Shower_Logic

In the shower trying to fix the world

 In the shower
Joined January 2016
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dogetalist@dogetalist22 May 2023
#Digibarometri2017 : The morale of 2600-century BC. #showerthoughts #digitalist
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chump@chumpy19022 May 2023
If I eats 1250 pounds of chicken would I be 99% chicken??! @Drake @NASA @elonmusk @MoistCr1TiKaL @showerfeelings #showerthoughts
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☕ MY MORNING COFFEE AT NOON EP 136 - "Just an Outdoors Guy" ☕ If everything online is a flex... #mymorningcoffeeatnoon #coffeethoughts #deepthoughts #showerthoughts #musings #comedy #funny #comedyreels #butreally – at Henderson, NV
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Danish Javeed@javeddanishh22 May 2023
Every breath you take is a silent dialogue with the universe, exchanging molecules and energy. In that moment, you are connected to everything that has ever existed, reminding us of our profound interdependence in this cosmic dance of life #showerthoughts
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No one knows the exact number of people who have jerked off thinking of them. #ShowerThoughts
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chump@chumpy19022 May 2023
If you poop in the shower can you stomp it down the drain? #showerthoughts @hankgreen @Super_Plumbing
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chump@chumpy19022 May 2023
Is skin clothing for your meat #showerthoughts #SingleMoms @NASA #HomelessEntrepreneur
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Alcohol doesn’t make you happy, it borrows happiness from the next day. #ShowerThoughts
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Phil Hickes Author@Hickesy22 May 2023
All that leaping about squirrels do yet you never see one with a sprained ankle or a bad back #showerthoughts #earlyonset 😐
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In the future, there will be a subset of archaeology that will study digital files, digital dig sites. #ShowerThoughts
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Jack33@Subject3_322 May 2023
What if the dreams we have when we sleep, is just a version of the multi-verse we see but are not physically part of.. or so we think🤔 #showerthoughts #MindBlown #twitch
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Our life might be an escape from our mundane eternal consciousness to forget it's eternal #ShowerThoughts
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A search option on @WhatsApp for people who viewed your status would be helpful 🌝. #Feedback #suggestion #showerthoughts
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Whac-a-Mole is mentioned way more often to describe a recurring problem than the arcade game itself. #ShowerThoughts
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The world has gotten so weird, the ‘Black Mirror’ series has not bothered to continue #ShowerThoughts
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Bob@Belgorod_Bob22 May 2023
#showerthoughts Thinking about switching sides. Idk. This shit sucks. My job sucks. Ruble sucks. And vkusno ii tochka tastes like shit.
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Tuomo Lampinen@vallilantuomo22 May 2023
If we for some reason had to "reboot" all human progress & knowledge, #science would eventually arrive at the same conclusions we know today. #Religions on the other hand would have wildly different (but similar protagonist, antagonist, redemption etc) stories. #showerthoughts
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Polished Happiness@Monzt3r22 May 2023
#showerthoughts Every fictional telepath depicts the dangers or unfettered access to people's minds. Twitter enables telepathy.
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Hearing wind chimes at night can be soothing and or also, terrifying. #showerthoughts
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