Perpetually tired girl mom β™‘ lover of naps, pretty skies and cheese β™‘ my dms are broken β™‘ taken β™‘

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Joined April 2022
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rogers arena dj is playing β€œsomebody that i used to know” πŸ’€
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have you lost your last 10 games
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Deleting my mental health so I can focus on social media
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I don't snack in the shower. I Feast.
The fattest shit i’ve heard is finding out people snack while showering?? What the fuck
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soft hands from a curvy, chubby goddess will definitely save you.
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she looks like Big Birds pussy
this was so high fashion of her
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Canucks fans being (relatively) polite to Quinn Hughes during the video tribute and then immediately returning to booing him is perfect fan behavior
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Imagine telling her she has to set up multi-factor authentication.
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My toxic trait is, I'll let shit slide a million times, then randomly decide TODAY is the day EVERYONE learns a fucking lesson
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she's yours?!, better act like it.
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Besides β€œhappily married” what’s the biggest lie people put in their Twitter bio??
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such a heather.@SuchAHeatherOct 25
Plus vernors
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raise your hand if you take your likes back when you realize a post is ai generated πŸ™‹πŸ™‹
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3 things I ve been wanting to try in bed 1. Go to sleep early. 2. Not wake up in the middle of the night. 3. Sleep 8 hours straight.
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Me (not smoking weed): I wish I was smoking weed right now Me (smoking weed): finally I love smoking weed
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YOU'RE BORN. YOU SEE PANTS STYLES GO FROM BAGGY TO SKINNY BACK TO BAGGY EVERY 10 YEARS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. YOU DIE. THE END
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It will always be Hockey Night in Canada in this house
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Getting my back blown out would heal me
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Arms should be removable at bedtime.
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The world feels a lot less sparkly all of a sudden.
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