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Joined July 2022
Life motto if I want to enjoy my life.
Start rejection-maxxing. Make absolutely ridiculous requests from people. 1,000 times per day ask for something. Ask for discounts. Ask for free stuff. Ask women for phone numbers and dates. Ask men for job opportunities and connections. Ask your boss for more money. Ask your wife for a threesome. Don't stop asking until you get what you want.
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Inde Navarrette, smile like you mean it.😍
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🥰😋
Today is National Chocolate Day.
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Most innings without scoring a Test century by top order batter in the last 4 years: Marnus Labuschagne - 48. Babar Azam - 40.
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A die hard fan from Egypt met #RanbirKapoor casually walking through the streets of LA. He took Polaroid pic & also said how he's a big fan of his movie #AeDilHaiMushkil (10yr anniversary today omg). It's always a delight to watch such fans across the globe showering all love🥹🫶🏻
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Ese bhdwo ke vajh se humara naam kharab hota hai. shame on him!
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Cute
this is how i'm going to introduce him to my family
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this is how i'm going to introduce him to my family
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Paltan, who will be the next to join the list? 👀
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Na CWC jeet paya, na mace/WTC jeet paya.... par bharosa rakh bhai, greatest captain of all time hoon 😍
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Leaving your house for a hookup and realizing you should have just stayed home and slept it off
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everybody moved on, i stayed there.
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Me and who
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Nirmala Sitaraman's husband Parakala Prabhakar is out on the streets to save democracy. He exposes Nirmala's hypocrisy. Sad state of affairs 🥀
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Some people have beauty. Inde Navarrette has that something extra!
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I’m officially done arguing with fans of a sport that requires giant leather pillows just to catch a ball. Baseball is literally just cricket for toddlers who need training wheels and a guaranteed strike zone. Wipe your tears and stick to your regional hobby.
Mind you, Sports Science already determined that a MLB player would succeed better in Cricket, than a Cricket player in the MLB
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WIFE OF THE CENTURY 🔥🔥🔥
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🚨 HARDIK PANDYA TO RCB?! 🚨🤯 Reportedly, RCB approached MI for Hardik Pandya, offering Virat Kohli in exchange. - But MI allegedly offered ₹49 crore to RCB to keep Kohli at RCB. 😭🙏🏻
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BODY TEA SHE’S SO PRETTY #EsterExpósito
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Every clip I come across makes it look like they just swing bat as hard as possible and slog the ball straight. Meanwhile cricket has so many different shots each requiring different skills and techniques. The difference in batting skills between the two is just insane.
Let me see a cricket player do this
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