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Depressed Jason

@TheJasonV

Lover, fighter, poet, singer-songwriter, misunderstood serial killer

 Crystal Lake
Joined February 2010
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Stupid dog tried to bury mom in the front yard. Big (and last) mistake.
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My secret ingredient is machete. .. .. .. .. .. Clearly I'm unclear about the concept of secrets.
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Jingle bells, Freddy smells, Myer's sister is a slut. Pinhead's dick is a little prick, and Chucky's sniffs his butt. #sadbuttrue
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Ryan@RyconicUK6 Nov 2013
Replying to @JasonLVoorhees
@JasonLVoorhees
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Carbosly@Carbosly14 Oct 2013
This Jason guy really is pissed off about not making the hockey team.
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Peach Grenade@peachgrenade25 Sep 2013
Maybe Michael Myers was just constipated and needed to borrow some of his sister’s yogurt
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Shmoo Report.@ShmooReport22 Sep 2013
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Abe Yospe@Cheeseboy2218 Jul 2013
It's mid July. Parents, you know how you are feeling right now? Remember that feeling during teacher appreciation week.
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Caitlin L@drolin70225 Feb 2013
Replying to @JasonLVoorhees
@JasonLVoorhees @TheJasonV if Jason says it, it must be true :)
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We'll never go camping. #PerksOfDatingMe
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On the 2nd day of Slashmas my mommy gave to me- 2 screaming counselors And a brand new machet-et-et-te. #voorheesholidaytunes
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So, I'm hiding in the basement and this guy brings this girl down here to have sex, and she totally rejects him. Awkward. #whotokillfirst
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Caitlin L@drolin7021 Nov 2012
The evolution of #JasonVoorhees #fridaythe13th @JasonLVoorhees @TheJasonV
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Caitlin L@drolin70219 Oct 2012
The last thing i see before i go to bed and i love it lol @JasonLVoorhees #fridaythe13th #jasonvoorhees
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Oppan Jason Style. Oh yeah.
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It's chilly at the cabin this morning. Feels like sweater weather. Yummy, comfy, cozy sweaters. #mmmsweaters
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I'll have no problem executing my foreign policy. Or foreign diplomats. Or the vice president. Or that guy there. #JasonV4President2013
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Raven Lunatic@Misery_Tomb11 Sep 2012
Loving this picture! @JasonLVoorhees @antmbv
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Nicole Walker@Nikki831119 Jul 2012
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@TheJasonV
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Nightwing@_Nightwing_1 Nov 2011
*comm* To every caped and otherwise crusader hearing the sound of my voice. This is Nightwing speaking, currently in Gotham. ..We need help.
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