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Stalling

@TweetStalling

Tweets from my office, the stall.

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Joined January 2010
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Ever had The Morning Mass Lesson? That’s when your toilet deposit looks like something used to teach Algebra students about mass via volume displacement #twoop #twooping
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Sometimes, I hate the internet. Like when I try to explain my gas is due to NyQuil Farts and 15 seconds later, Mrs. Stalling is flaunting #facts about a stage 4 clinical trial pretty much empirically proving that NyQuil Farts are not a thing. Really internet? You’re killing me
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How long would it take most Americans to flush 10 boxes worth of Presidential documents? He left the White House over 6 months ago…
“Document dumps”
Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) profile pictureMaggie Haberman
@maggieNYT8 Aug 2022
NEW IN AXIOS: Trump denied flushing documents as president, as I learned during reporting last year for CONFIDENCE MAN. A Trump White House source recently provided PHOTOS of paper with Trump’s handwriting in two different toilets via @mikeallen axios.com/2022/08/08/trump-t…
Exclusive: See the Trump toilet photos that he denies ever existed

Exclusive: See the Trump toilet photos that he denies ever existed

Destroying records that should be preserved is potentially illegal.

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New rule: I will judge your hosting abilities solely on whether or not you provide guests with a @squattypotty in the bathroom.
Science vid answers the question: are silent farts worse? youtu.be/btV4K9JMVEQ
I don't care if it's 2013, I still appreciate a good Half Baked reference
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RT @yoBowMo With school starting soon, I thought I'd offer a lesson on how TP is made, enjoy! youtu.be/wrg_6dny6Po
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