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Stalling

@TweetStalling

Tweets from my office, the stall.

 The Stall
Joined January 2010
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The best part of having farts that smell like burnt popcorn is asking everyone else in the car of they smell popcorn
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AC@Vandel_Buster6 Sep 2017
Three times I've had some hot messes courtesy of @BajaFresh today. #twoop
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Came to Starbucks only to take a Venti Crappucino 💩💩💩💩 #starbucks #crap #twoop
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What was the biggest @Scaramucci revelation in his phone call with @RyanLizza? newyorker.com/news/ryan-lizz…
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Waiting for a mannequin with a gut so I can really see how that shirt will look on me.
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Those hot peppers I specifically told Jimmy John's not to put on my sandwich are coming out- I mean back, to haunt me. #twoop
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The moment you clean your toilet bowl super well, cause you planning on destroying it with a mega #twoop! 💩💩😜😜👍👍
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Is #twooping still a thing? I'm doing it right now.
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#twooping lets bring it back people #twooping - tweeting while pooping Be honest about it too #Twitter #tweets #words #honest #rad
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Destroying the shitter at Walmart #twoop #twooping
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The average person spends a total of 3 months sitting on the toilet throughout a lifetime. teapawt.net/FactsTruthPower/status…
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@TweetStalling Please share my inaugural blog post: duchessdoodoo.com/2015/08/th… #poopsforpeace #dailydoodoo #talkdoodietome #pooptalk #pooptweets
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"Spoopy" is when your butt is so scared it poops when you don't want it to. Yes, I would like to add "Spoopy" to my dictionary. #twoop
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Liz@SkunkMunchies7 Jun 2015
#Twoop I need to chew my bread more.
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"@Kennycruzin: I wear my sunglasses when I poop, because I'm cool as shit."@twoop @TweetStalling lmbo
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Protip: fluffy toilet paper fools you into thinking there's more on the roll than there truly is. #twoop
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Is it milfs or milves? I need to get this challenge letter just right.
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Pooping with my Jawbone UP on. Want to see how many steps it gives me credit for. #twooping
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Kibby@yaykibby13 Nov 2014
Too many tacos....#twooping
Image from Kibby (@yaykibby)
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Should be a delay before feeds appear, and tweets color-coded by genre. Sex Twitter - red. Weird Twitter - grey Moody Twitter - flashing etc
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