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UP THE SKY BLUES 73/92🏟️

England, United Kingdom
Joined March 2011
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Belter to be fair
Replying to @SpursArmyTweets
Pulled away from a fight he started as usual. Told some guy his watch cost more than his house.
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Should cover it #PUSB
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It’s only just dawned on me that Lampard is returning to Everton tomorrow. He’ll get a good reception I think.
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Can we get anything at Everton? ⚖️
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dan b retweeted
Things I’d rather do than watch Derby currently: Wank with sandpaper Cheese grate my balls Watch paint dry Join a cult Take up cycling Be stuck in a room with Jeffrey Dahmer Slab a patio with Fred & Rose West Have 12 rounds in the ring with Tyson Fury Wash my eyes with bleach
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Reet then lads, Coventry away Straight into these Jimmy Hill Chin stroking, Micky Gynn tash licking, Peugeot exhaust shagging, Brian Kilcline perm poncing, Gary Bennet knuckle testing, David Speedie Main Stand visiting, shite brown admiral away kit cunts from the off today !! #SAFC
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dan b retweeted
BREAKING:🚨 Aston Villa are to take legal action against channel 4 presenter Jasmine Harman after she said on an episode of 'A place in the Sun' "the villa is a bit small and lacks character".
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Replying to @BigDaveWHUFC
Viktor Gyokeres is the last Arsenal player to score a goal at Highbury
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dan b retweeted
Dressed like marv from home alone
Erling Haaland is loving it 🕺
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Everton in the bag. ✅ It will be Ground 73/92. (55 watching Cov) I’m on the home straight lads.
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dan b retweeted
The funk soul brother
Carrick out now 😡😡
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Wellingborough supporters club has come in clutch again #PUSB
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The Coventry ticket saga is a draining one for everyone. Digital tickets , exchange and ticket forwarding have been nothing but a headache for the fans and no doubt the ticket office. Physical season ticket cards will never be defeated #PUSB I’m ok with digital for away #cov
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If you can’t make a game, you should be able to pass tickets on. No faff. People don’t wanna be creating accounts , preferences and permissions to go to a game. Some things are better left alone. And we had a 2 year grace period! 🤯
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Ballot is a myth
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Have prices etc been released for Everton yet? #PUSB
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I think we’ll be ok. I got through 2 sets of wiper blades on the way home from the office today. ☔️☔️☔️☔️☔️☔️
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Just spent about 20 mins trying to get a new car insurance quote on go compare. Results came in. Saving £3 on renewal price. Shouldn’t have bothered. Now for Cov. 🤝
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This was in Southport this. One of the funniest pranks I’ve ever seen. I would have loved to see his face when he got to the window and they didn’t have a clue what he was doing 😂
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What was the score on Monday when Bobby blocked that shot off the Line?
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