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Joined July 2012
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v a l ❤️‍🔥 retweeted
La semaine est tellement plus douce avec un mercredi férié ptdrr et ça veut toujours pas démocratiser la semaine de 4 jours
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Saw someone named their new born child Ffion 😭 in French it means the literal arse hole
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v a l ❤️‍🔥 retweeted
i think a lot of people forget that the american ppl didn’t actually choose him the first time
10 years ago today, Hillary Clinton became the first woman in history to win the popular vote of a U.S. Presidential Election. That glass ceiling has yet to be shattered.
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v a l ❤️‍🔥 retweeted
Night Twenty Paris
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v a l ❤️‍🔥 retweeted
That’s the most insane stat I’ve heard this election. Georgia elected Ossoff, not just Atlanta.
Jon Ossoff would still have won Georgia’s Senate race even without Fulton, DeKalb, Clayton, and Gwinnett counties.
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v a l ❤️‍🔥 retweeted
Tu parles du programme de Melenchon ça te dis c’est utopique alors que c’est le programme basique de n’importe quel pays social démocrate du nord de l’Europe ces 5 dernières années ptdr moi je peux plus.
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v a l ❤️‍🔥 retweeted
à deux doigts de découvrir que c’est les médecins qui réclament cette loi depuis des années pour désengorger leur salle d’attente, mais vous avez tellement le cerveau manger par le gouvernement que vous sautez sur le « oui mais les fraudes !!! »
Replying to @squadrazuraa
« Autorisé jusqu’à 3 jours d’arrêt maladie autodéclaré, sans consulter un médecin » Déjà que ca fraude à mort les arrêts alors là si y a ça c’est fini 😂😂😂😂
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v a l ❤️‍🔥 retweeted
- c'est déjà en vigueur au Portugal - 2 fois par an max - ça a eu l'effet escompté de désengorger le système de santé - ça ne génère aucun coût pour l'état - ça correspond au delais de carence non rémunéré - c'est juste 3 jours off justifié Vous l'ouvrez juste pour l'ouvrir.
J’ai arrêté de lire à partir de : Autoriser jusqu’à 3 jours d’arrêt maladie autodéclaré, sans consulter de médecin. 😂😂😂
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v a l ❤️‍🔥 retweeted
This is Taylor Swift performing at a Knicks game in 2003, you were 2 at the time.
Q “Who’s the fakest celeb fan you’ve seen courtside?” Tyler Kolek “Maybe Taylor Swift?” Deuce McBride “I would agree…Swifties not gonna like that answer” Kolek “I’m gonna get some hate…I guess she’s got a lot going on…can’t come all the time…but it’s a little performative”
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v a l ❤️‍🔥 retweeted
Il a raison. J'avais jamais vu l'argument du vote à 16 ans comme ça.
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v a l ❤️‍🔥 retweeted
I just heard someone use the term "competence kink" when referring to why women are swooning over Jon Ossoff and Abdul El-Sayed. I hsve to say that's totally it. We're so damn sick of little boys who think dominating a woman makes you a man. It doesn't. It just makes you an asshołe.
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Let’s take Taylor out of the scenario here Why are you as a player calling any fan that took time to come support you and your team during one of your biggest moments a fake fan? It’s not like she did anything problematic during the game that was worthy of criticism so why are you disparaging a person that chose to support you when they didn’t have to? It makes zero sense and that’s exactly why the knicks responded. You represent the organization and your behavior is a terrible way to treat somebody that supported you.
Knicks star Tyler Kolek calls out Taylor Swift as team's 'fakest' celebrity fan: 'A little performative' trib.al/gAoFUbH
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v a l ❤️‍🔥 retweeted
"Le programme de LFI est utopique, où est-ce qu'on va trouver l'argent ?"
Cadeaux fiscaux : Macron a privé les finances publiques de 929 milliards d’euros ➡️ l.humanite.fr/46J
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v a l ❤️‍🔥 retweeted
When I say "eat the rich," I don't mean the surgeon with 700K in his bank account who had sleepless nights and worked hard for it. I mean the billionaires who earn 10K a minute even while they're asleep.
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Mais qui sont ces DIVAS ?
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v a l ❤️‍🔥 retweeted
I truly believe Mamdani was a catalyst in yesterday’s blue tsunami. One of the biggest critiques of Mamdani’s platform was that he wouldn’t be able to get anything done. Yet, when New Yorkers took a chance on him, he delivered. He doesn’t just talk the talk, he walks the walk.
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v a l ❤️‍🔥 retweeted
J’ai même pas eu le temps de sortir mes blazers et mes trenchs qu’il faut déjà passer aux doudounes. On me prive de mon bonheur.
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Les élections des midterms aux USA m'ont redonné de l'espoir pour la France en mai-juin 2027, mais à la différence c'est qu'en France nous n'avons pas de candidat d'une nouvelle génération qui commence à immerger et qui pourrait nous inspirer
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v a l ❤️‍🔥 retweeted
i still find it really funny that male elite athletes are more likely to have girls because Y-chromosome sperm is more fragile to stress than X-chromosome sperm, so the f1 drivers on the current grid are popping out girls for a reason 😭
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
There is no scientific evidence that Y-bearing sperm are more vulnerable to stress than X-bearing sperm; this is an old theory (known as the Shettles Method), but modern genetic sequencing studies have since debunked it. pmc-ncbi-nlm-nih-gov.translate.goog/articles/PMC69…
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v a l ❤️‍🔥 retweeted
zohran mamdani is my mayor and abdul el-sayed is my senator 📍paris, france
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