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Surrey and London
Joined September 2010
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Bloody hell. I mean...BLOODY HELL
Now Russell Brand's been convicted of rape, we need to talk about Sylvie Berki. Because she can't speak for herself. In 2014, Ms Berki said she'd been assaulted by Russell Brand. But if she talks about it, even now, she risks jail.
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That police officer deserves a medal as big as a fucking dustbin lid.
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A man who won't take no for an answer is a danger. Always. It really is that simple, however much you twist the narrative.
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Appalled to see that a town near Dresden has decided to ban "stumbling stone" memorials to victims of the Nazis. If you don't know what they are, just google 'Stolperstein'. They can be found all over Europe, and there's even one in London. bbc.com/news/articles/cqm2mm…
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This is a poisonous move on the part of the City of London. "If you won't let us run it in an unlawful way, we'll destroy it."
Replying to @tribunaltweets
must change it is likely that the Ponds will become fully mixed, and the LP will cease to exist. The Cs have said they don't have a preference but not true, look at letter before action. It says 'confirm the policy withdrawn', 'statement on line, will comply with FWS and operate
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Not every day you see someone using an Aesop's Fable as a threat!
Dan Stillitz for the City of London just said in court that if the City has to provide the women and men's ponds as single sex ponds the likely upshot is that it won't provide separate sex ponds at all.
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Having men who claim to be women getting showered and changed with you is "positively beneficial" for women and girls. 🤯
Replying to @tribunaltweets
the moment it has been resolved 100% in favour of the trans point of view DS I don't accept that characterisation, arrangements have been seen as positively beneficial by most cis women, they haven't lost a bit, the arrangement is win win. Looking at the consultation and focus
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I haven't even seen Revenge of the Sith, but please give it up for "Chud Hrold's Pilgrimage"
Even without the novelization, the last twenty minutes of the film consist of a messianic spoiled brat losing his arms and legs and lying deep-fried on the lip of a volcano, only to be outfitted with a mechanized hair shirt and made to a call a disfigured old creep "Master" for the rest of his life. Redemption, when it finally comes, lasts just long enough for him to be able to admit everything was a colossal waste of time to his nepo baby before he croaks from electrocution. The greatest Byronic saga in American mass culture and they're turning it into Chud Harold's Pilgrimage.
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Birmingham Council: "Please don't look at the bankruptcy, the Oracle disaster, the asset sales, the bin strike (still ongoing), the tax rises or the service cuts. We're too incompetent and corrupt to fix Birmingham, but we can pretend to fix the Middle East."
"Free, free Palestine" Birmingham Council is now just a plaything for sectarian Muslims.
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I can see the logic, but it makes El-Sayed look twattish.
Michigan's Democratic candidate for Senate Abdul El-Sayed confronted @jamesmatthewsky, telling him he wouldn't answer his questions as he wants "zero" votes in the UK. Watch the heated exchange between the two. Watch our live coverage of the US midterms➡️ trib.al/BikRSb2
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The JR is getting Freudian
Replying to @tribunaltweets
were referred to during the permissions stage of the hearing. J why does it matter now TC the facts as presented to Mrs Justice Lieven was not as they are. There is no longer any need for me to challenge the GIP or reasons to continue the GIP but we do challenge the erections
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It's a bold final election pitch, Cotton. But will it stick?
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Professor Ilias Trispiotis is also a member of the Ban Conversion Practices Coalition & works closely with Ms Ozanne. Why has the committee chair @ABarrosCurtis effectively given this organisation two opportunities to address the Joint Committee? Is this normal?
STARTING NOW: The third evidence session of the draft Conversion Practices Bill committee. Giving evidence are Jayne Ozanne, founder of the Ban Conversion Practices Coalition and the Ozanne Foundation and Ian Smith, founder of HelpU, a mental health hub for men in Wales. Watch Live on Parliament TV: parliamentlive.tv/Event/Inde…
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Imagine working in the CPS & police and being told you now have to decide **which prayers** should be part of a criminal charge… Jayne Ozanne is so blithely full of certainty it’s frightening. I think it shocked Danny Beales MP
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1/ Akua Reindorf KC and former EHRC chair Baroness Falkner (ARKC & BF) have just, frankly, shredded the draft conversion bill with a particular focus on what a poor quality piece of law it is. Full report at the link, I'll summarise as best I can here: policyexchange.org.uk/wp-con…
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Proper funny until "she" loses it and bollocks him for spelling seventeen correctly, and then immediately tells him not to apologise, like "she" realised the mask had slipped
Asking my AI teacher how to spell seventeen
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Because it’s like having someone tell all your friends for years that you’re a total bitch and not to invite you to anything , and then suddenly say “hey! I’ve changed, but then you were always refusing to come to things!” So you don’t take good intentions at face value.
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‘The findings reveal that [..] most victims are women killed by their male spouses. Many cases lack evidence of an explicit request for death [..] The research also highlights the prevalence of dementia among victims’ Open access paper journals.sagepub.com/doi/10.…
📢 Exeter College Fellow Professor Jonathan Herring has co-authored a new study examining domestic ‘mercy’ killings in England and Wales, published in 2026. 🔗 Read more: ow.ly/ishF5101ZLO #ExeterCollegeOxford
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“Reminiscent of the Shoah”. Can this man ever have visited a concentration camp or Holocaust memorial site and looked for the names of his family members amongst the many there? Or fully read and understood the record of the Wannsee conference in January 1942? Imagine making this comparison and at the same time sermonising about “a moral society”. And, of course, asking for donations for yet more litigation goodlawproject.org/crowdfund…
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The chat about "breath play" (call it what it is, it's strangling) got me like
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