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…honestly just here for the chuckles (tweets have nothing to do with employer)

Johannesburg, South Africa
Joined June 2014
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And fighting also sometimes means , walking away from things that aren’t quite 100% what you want. Because 70% is unfortunately not good enough. Standing on business in EVERYTHING, is a tale about resilience. You vs You.
again, be very intentional about the life you want for yourself. in prayer, in action, attitude and in mindset. things won’t just fall on your lap, be willing to fight for your dreams vigorously.
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Ladies and gents come this side Eugene is cooking 🔥 🔥 🔥
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My friends dad says we are going to wake up one day and have amaphara as ministers because we are too busy to attend to politics 🥺 we don’t belong to branches, we are not concerned with being influential in the various structures yet we have the audacity to complain that we have unqualified and uneducated ministers. It’s because they concerned themselves with local politics and thina with our degrees and big English we’re just chasing money. “You’ll drive your Ferraris on broken roads and have to buy new tyres every month” I’m upset that he’s so correct. The most organized political party in this country is a movement of people who make the time…qualified or unqualified. They also are a mobilisation machine!!! So, the people at the conference will vote for the options they have.. whether they are bribed to or not… Oksalayo… the options they have are then what the country gets when they win! 😭😩😣 It’s our fault we are where we are today. We are not being the change we want to see… whichever party you believe is better than the other, if you want change, get involved. Also… remember to vote on 4 November 😭🙏🏼
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The Kempton park deaths were once predicted by this man.
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Into ayaziyo uClock It. 🙃
ithule ithe cwaka i cupcake ye country
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Sis Phindile was gang-raped by 8 men in Tembisa. She has had 5 operations to repair her broken body. Yesterday she stood up, and showed Pres. Ramaphosa her naked scars at the Presidential Summit on Gender-Based Violence and Femicide. Here is her story. 💔 youtube.com/watch?v=6KO56D1B…
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“Girls need sanitary pads” Government: 🙉🙊 “Women are being killed” Government: 🙈🙊 “30 June March & March against illegal immigrants” Government: 😤🤬 R600million, SAPS + PVT Security + Taxi Association + The Media !!! WAR TIME
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Stamp affidavits & give us attitude
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So no actually addressing the nation? On national TV? Just words on a page?
STATEMENT BY PRESIDENT RAMAPHOSA ON KILLINGS OF WOMEN IN THE EAST RAND President @CyrilRamaphosa has said that no stone will be left unturned to solve the recent killings of women in and around Kempton Park in Gauteng. He said: “I speak for all of us as I extend my deepest condolences to all families and communities affected by the killing of women recently found in and around Kempton Park. “These incidents are causing fear and uncertainty in our communities, and especially among women. “As government, we share the concerns of all South Africans, and we mourn the lives so cruelly taken away. “Our law enforcement agencies are working urgently to establish the facts, keep communities safe, and bring the perpetrator or perpetrators to justice. “I have spoken to the Minister of Police and the Acting National Police Commissioner, who have briefed me on the investigation. I have directed that these cases be prioritised and that no stone be left unturned in bringing those responsible to justice. “Our law enforcement agencies are undertaking this work in partnership with citizens, on whom we depend for any information that may help end these attacks on women. “As a nation, we must stand up for the rights, safety and dignity of women and girls. “As we do so, our hearts go out to all the families affected by the terrible events in the Kempton Park area. “If anyone has information about these incidents or if you are missing a relative or friend, please contact Warrant Officer Elvis Manyike on 082 465 7249.” ISSUED BY THE PRESIDENCY OF THE REPUBLIC OF SOUTH AFRICA
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Ramaphosa in his quiet girl era as usual
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marriage is not for lovers, its for...forgivers, communicators, sacrificers, servants, builders, protectors and those with patience
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Hell yeah! Why do you think men are scared to go jail? For me, that’s when the lightbulb went on. Like damn, how we feel about prison is how women feel about being out & about in general. Crazy, right?
I am realizing that men are scared of other men, As women we literally stand no chance, making it home alive has become a privilege, South Africa though💔
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It’s sickening that people don’t realize that this is emotional abuse
The King is throwing so much shade and she is not impressed 😭😭
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Ultra keen 🔥🔥🔥🔥
🍾🍾 COMING SOON 🍾🍾 To celebrate Cap Classique Day, we’re excited & proud to announce that the long anticipated and demanded Amari Brut will be available soon. Stay tuned for more details and have those pallets ready… #AmariBrut
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I heard a therapist saying: The guilt you feel for setting boundaries is a sign of how deeply you were trained to abandon yourself
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2022. And now 2026
Name a year that didn’t kill you… but something inside you died.
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And you know what? No one in the same industry has reached comparable success and fame lol
Nonhle Thema for Dark & Lovely 2010. Crown my auntie cause she is the blueprint!
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Fact
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The “we need to do better gents” conversation is reserved for men under 35. This is not a youngster.
Sexual discipline , alcohol management We needa have these conversations gents I beg you 💔😔 Years of hard work gone and for what ?
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Ahaaaa
Before & After. 51 Kilograms lost in one year. Living better now!
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