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Welcome to The Klubℒ️ β€’ indie and ready to riot β€’ πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ β€’ a menace β€’ finally a lawyer; Chicago-Kent β€˜22 β€’ he/him

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Public Universal Em@em_uggghhh18 Mar 2023
ATTN: @_KalebMatthew_ !!!
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Why are there two axes for a single variable
Big Bad Trav (@_BigBadTrav) profile pictureBig Bad Trav@_BigBadTrav11 Mar 2023
Which coffee is yours?
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Ashley (@Ash_Not_Ketchum) profile picture
Ashley@Ash_Not_Ketchum2 Mar 2023
I need my phone to stop autocorrecting marg to math. I’m always talking about margs. I’m never talking about math.
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Timothy J. Layne Jr.@Timothy_Layne17 Jan 2023
it shouldn’t be frowned upon to dance a little on the treadmill
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WoahManπŸ‡΅πŸ‡Ό@woahman42028 Dec 2022
Love using random words to describe how drunk I am. Girlie I am EVICTED right now. Like I am absolutely EXCOMMUNICATED. I have been ABOLISHED. The Catholic church wants NOTHING to do with me.
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Matthew Harnisch@mfharnisch_31319 Dec 2022
Lake Michigan tap water is the superior tap water 😀
π˜½π™šπ™£ (@vaso_dressin) profile pictureπ˜½π™šπ™£@vaso_dressin19 Dec 2022
Guzzling down Lake Michigan tap water. My face wrinkles tighten. My skin clears. My health stat increases +312hp
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Sneak Reaper@asneakreaper26 Nov 2022
Replying to @clairecatlin
Fed lawyers are nerds. State lawyers have swag.
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Matt Margolis@ItsMattsLaw16 Nov 2022
no lawyer has: 1) their shit together
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Matt Margolis@ItsMattsLaw2 Nov 2022
gm your honor may it upset the court
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bre@badbrehaviorr10 Oct 2022
are u todays date because October 10th 2022
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Anthony Michael Kreis, FRHistS@AnthonyMKreis29 Sep 2022
ate too much cheese – at Atlanta, GA
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Kat Macfarlane@KatAMacfarlane27 Sep 2022
Purchased storm preparedness supplies because it’s the season and don’t worry now I have enough granola bars and chocolate covered pretzels to survive 2.2 days.
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Look on Twitter I talk about sports and politics and the nature of God and on Instagram I’m like β€œcheck out my back definition” because I understand the assignment
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@janecoaston8 Sep 2022
There is some part of my brain that sort of assumed she’d outlive me, just keep on going forever
The Royal Family (@RoyalFamily) profile pictureThe Royal Family
@RoyalFamily8 Sep 2022
The Queen died peacefully at Balmoral this afternoon. The King and The Queen Consort will remain at Balmoral this evening and will return to London tomorrow.
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Emma@emma_wiencek7 Sep 2022
Replying to @_KalebMatthew_
Altered carbon gang rise up
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Elongated Muskrat@RamBalamm29 Aug 2022
Replying to @Mimsy2020 @ellyay @GregStohr
Who said we're tolerant?
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Suzique9@Suzique91822 Aug 2022
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Vodka
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I’m this kind: – at Manhattan, NY
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are you a β€œhiii” gay or a β€œheyyy” gay?
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Amy VandevortπŸͺ©@amylovestacos18 Aug 2022
Kyle wants to go golfing in Hawaii and I agreed, but what he doesn’t know is that I will be wearing a polo and jeans and will perform Zach Efron’s Bet On It which I will spend the next two months memorizing and nothing can stop me
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