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bucmachine

@bucmachine

I'd finger you at a funeral

 Canada
Joined April 2011
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Kraft Macklemore and cheese.
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back in my day we used to fuck women in the pussy
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25 years ago today. Remembering Diana, Princess of Wales 7/1/1961 - 8/31/1997
Image from malibu reuben groines (@jefffieldsacto)
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Rachel@femaleredhead5 Sep 2022
oh your boyfriend’s a doctor? well my boyfriend is now the coach of an imaginary football team for the next 4 months
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You can lead a horse to water but probably need a special permit to blow it in a parade.
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Give a man a fish, he eats for a day, give a man PCP he fights the cops naked.
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I’m grilling a cheese
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Tom Brady
@TomBrady7 Feb 2021
Once more into the fray...LFG.
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I'm gonna put a hole in your pussy's drywall
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I wanna give my dog fake tits but who can afford eight at a time
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blip@FrozenSighs11 Mar 2020
When can I start eating bats again.
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Any food is a super food if you sprinkle PCP on it.
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It's been 6 months since I joined the gym and no progress. I'm going there in person tomorrow to see what's really going on.
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Zac Taylor should name Joe Burrow the week 1 starter before this game is over.
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How many turtles had to die just so you could wear a shirt made from their necks, you cozy bitches
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Is Pumpkin Spice the one with the jacked up teeth.
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*storms Area 52 like an asshole.
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ESPN
@espn18 Jun 2019
The catch and the chug 🍺
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Climbing Mt Everest tomorrow. Do I really need snowpants or are jeans fine? Don’t wanna look like a dork.
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