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Pasta Fazool

@chrisdowning

my tweets: https://teapawt.net/t.co/99Q1ViKGia

Joined March 2009
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after i finish sucking dick i crush it against my forehead like a beer can
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Stefan Urquelle@OfficeofSteveNov 9
Before AI, everyone got their important information from Miss Cleo
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barrel rolls@barrel_rollsNov 8
as per my last pigeon
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How are you, a white colonizer, in your gestapo uniform, gonna tell me I can’t bring a rotisserie chicken into this movie theater that’s been built on stolen land?
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Buddawiggi@MarkBuckawickiNov 6
(interrupting) I’ll have the chicken
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Alec Sulkin@thesulkNov 5
Got drunk and passed out in a pile of leaves. Finally hit rock bautumn.
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chase@_chase_____Nov 5
when ur eating soup and u finish ur bread it’s like ok. what are we even doing here anymore
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found a nest of McRibs in my attic
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I will cook you whatever you want for dinner as long as it rhymes with "flicken menders."
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Annie Hatfield
@AnneHatfieldVONov 5
When you can't quite identify the flavor, it's hydrogen peroxide.
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pete griffin@PeteGGriffinNov 3
sorry i thought they said erection day. – at Cedarville, OH
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Your neighbor is a sleeper agent, but not from one of the serious countries.
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What base is it when you share a Little Caesars hot-n-ready pizza in a La Quinta Inn hot tub?
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David Weigel
@daveweigelNov 4
Very early, but I'm starting to think we won't all be getting $5000 checks.
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Kurt, etc.@Kurt_A_EffNov 4
If Talarico wins Texas I will kill and eat Liberty Biberty live on MySpace
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Connor Ewing@ConnorMEwingNov 4
I just wish Mitch McConnell were alive to see this.
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Silky Sinz
@silkysinz99Nov 2
I'm not manually changing my oven clock. That's my kitchen time zone now.
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DPW@pondermymaker29 Nov 2015
Touching story, my washer and dryer died within days of each other. Together again, in that great laundry room in the sky.
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Ava@avainwordlandOct 17
What an awful time to have a brain
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If you ever take a Twitter break don't announce it. Just make your last post something like "I wonder if there's a bear in this cave?"
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