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EdD, nerd, write John Fowler novels & Chuck fanfics. Cas's PA, Kraken brand manager, married to a saint, He/Him Neurodiverse Unburdened by what has been #KHive

Bowling Green, KY
Joined April 2009
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Nick Wright just murdered shitstain. If police ask I’ve got an alibi for Nick. He was with me. Nick, you’re amazing.
I’m not going to go back and forth with you (it’s football season for God’s sake!), but I can’t believe you’re actually denying this interaction so I’ll jog your memory: August of 2016, during the Olympics, at the (now shuttered) Intercontinental hotel, a couple blocks from the Fox lot off Pico. We had just finished a night show that no longer exists where (among other things) we debated the Summer Olympics (it was a bad segment because we didn’t have rights to the footage, so we could only show still pictures of what we were talking about) & went to have a drink/meal with a colleague who was on the show with us. The exchange I discussed happened in the lobby bar, at a table with said colleague, and then after I said what I needed to say to to you I went outside and bummed a cigarette off a valet. We haven’t spoken in person since. You know as well as I do this is 100% true, and verifiable, by the colleague that was with us and/or our then bosses who contemporaneously heard the story. We actually also had the same agent at the time, and you and I both know he heard the story and could confirm it as well. So, I’ll pull a page out of your book; I’ll bet you $1,000,000 I’m telling the truth. I assume you’ll pretend you never saw this tweet & continue the grift. And that’s cool, but we both know what the facts are. Also, let this be a reminder that while you have found an amazing lane where you often are actually the smartest guy in the room, this ain’t that lane. So my advice would be to tread carefully.
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I will never forget, for the rest of my life, how @jaketapper went after Joe Biden obsessively over his cognitive decline, and even profited off of it with a book, but constantly gives Trump a complete pass on his even worse cognitive decline. Fuck Jake Tapper forever.
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You don’t hate socialism. You hate the version that was explained to you by someone who owns 4 houses and 3 yachts
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At some point, we have to talk about @CookPolitical and other “prognosticators” who had me and other southern candidates labeled as solid R for much of the campaign cycle. They made it much more difficult to fundraise and are part of the reason the South has been neglected for so long. They’re only a reflection of the past and mysteriously avoid any accountability when they’re wrong. One of their “analysts” was extremely condescending to me (not Jessica) when I tried to make my pitch for why they were wrong about my rating like he knew something about MS politics when he’s never been to the Sip. This attitude hurt Jaime Davis & others so much.
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This is where true loyalty gets put to the test 👀 #SaveMassEffect ✍️ c.org/XQN7ZLJqjf
This is where true loyalty gets put to the test 👀
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JUST IN: Nvidia has lost more than $1.7 trillion in value.
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I love the fact that MTG, Lauren Boebert, and Nancy Mace spent their entire time in Congress mocking Sarah McBride for being transgender and trying to have her banned from using any restrooms on Capitol Hill, and now Representative McBride is the only one of the four still in Congress.
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They down in Mississippi lookin for votes like loose change in the couch
Mississippi U.S. Senate: 1 new vote from Tishomingo County 🔴 Hyde-Smith: +1 (100%) 🔵 Colom: +0 (0%) Colom's statewide lead narrows to 2,535 votes.
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Trent Oster is literally gathering war assets
BioWare co-founder/Beamdog CEO Trent Oster says he's running the numbers on saving Mass Effect and wants the original band back together, starting with James Ohlen. 🔗 wccf.tech/1li83
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Amy Acton is probably the only politician who can drag her opponent for the rest of her life. When she is 80 and wants to shit on Vivek, we will allow it.
ACTON: My opponent talks a lot about whining. His PAC is called Victors, not Victims. But I’ve never seen anyone whine more. TAPPER: He’s not your opponent anymore. You beat him. ACTON: Yeah. Soundly
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From which county now?
Mississippi Senate: 80 new votes from Jefferson Davis County 🔵 Colom: +59 (73.8%) 🔴 Hyde-Smith: +19 (23.8%) ⚪ Pinkins: +2 (2.5%) Colom nets 40 votes, expanding his statewide lead to 2,575.
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RAM is going to be affordable again
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Bank of America removes Nvidia $NVDA and Micron $MU from its list of top stock picks.
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Dems will control the House til 2056.
🚨🚨 JIM JORDAN is the next House minority leader
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Watching his decline has been my favorite subplot of the season.
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You've got mail is the third version of this movie. Shop Around the Corner, In the Good Old Summer time, and Parfumerie all were done first. (And Parfumerie was redone a few years back as She Loves Me.) So, is this a remake or a remake or a reimmagination. Let's hope the latter
A remake of ‘YOU'VE GOT MAIL’ is in the works at Warner Bros. (Source: Deadline)
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This is what protection behind closed doors actually looks like💯🥹❤️
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I don't think ive touched alcohol in 5 years...where's my check?
If someone paid you $300,000 to not have a single drop of alcohol for a year, would you do it,
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BREAKING: Nvidia wipes out $325,000,000,000.00 in market cap at the open.
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