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Parker

@equallywrong

clout poisoned sommelier and amazing winemaker + pretend dj

 bay area, ca
Joined September 2023
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jos@josiahhughes6h
how it feels to be misunderstood alt hipster
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Being from Pakistan makes being an ethnic Nigerian with 400+ years of ancestral history in the states extremely difficult
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Opinions have been illegal for a while, and I’ve just realized it.
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Mizbah, I will bring you my daughters.
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The Tomb of the Unknown Groyper would be full as shit bc those niggas do NOT have friends
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Y’all are NOT going to like the Tom Brady Hanukkah portrait I was commissioned to illustrate. But you’re going to have to see it anyway so get ready.
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I am a porn and gambling addict with special needs. When can i start a podcast on your network @barstoolsports ?
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igranim@ldranimNov 11
This Godzilla was a problem. The footwork, head movement, feints, mixing in the atomic breath he truly did have it all even got the tail grab to set up Rodan
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"Final Battle" - Invasion of Astro-Monster (1965)
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😂😂😂😂😂
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@AbdulElSayedNov 11
It’s been 51 years since the Edmund Fitzgerald sank into Lake Superior. Today, we honor the 29 brave souls we lost on that tragic day. May their memory live on.
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Mlz@mlz_sbNov 11
J’ai une tante qui viens de naître .
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And I got confused! I killed a man…
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Advertisements would go so crazy if I was insecure about anything. Unfortunately for the advertisers, I believe—for no reason at all—that I am totally perfect, so I only buy things that make me worse like illegal drugs.
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My kids are old enough now to where I’s can get skinny again. However, it’s gravy season and I have a freshly rebuilt guitar so I’m going to bulk (cook rabbit, drink Burgundy and Central Coast, smoke a big cigar).
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Chuds are delusional. They should get into astrology, it would actually help them mount a comeback. But, no.
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#JustBlackCoffeeAndSomeBulletsForMe
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claude go back and change how I’ve lived my life. right my wrongs, fix my mistakes, and heal the people I’ve hurt. that I might wake up tomorrow and feel the sun on my face. make no mistakes.
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@UBERSOY1Nov 11
Peter Thiel now says Trump got too toxic, he’s moving to Argentina, and he just remembered he’s gay and “should have known better.”
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The attached text is labeled "PARODY." The quotes claiming Thiel said Trump got too toxic, he should have known better as a gay man, or "I gave him JD Vance" are fabricated. Thiel temporarily moved to Buenos Aires in 2026 and has long been openly gay. pbs.twimg.com/media/HW4MNs-X… ft.com/content/3d7ab8…
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hb@h3xenbrenner2Nov 11
(reading the back of a video game case) seems like it's mario's greatest adventure yet
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Everybody remember stick races? No iPhones. No apps. Just rainwater, a curb, and two grown men yelling at sticks like it’s NASCAR.
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this has been fucked about extensively you’re just a prude
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