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clout poisoned sommelier and amazing winemaker + pretend dj

bay area, ca
Joined September 2023
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Parker retweeted
how it feels to be misunderstood alt hipster
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Replying to @SecWar @WhiteHouse
Thank you, Commander Bootyhole!!!
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Being from Pakistan makes being an ethnic Nigerian with 400+ years of ancestral history in the states extremely difficult
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Brother, what the heck…?
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Opinions have been illegal for a while, and I’ve just realized it.
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Mizbah, I will bring you my daughters.
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Lmao you can’t be outside if you got a job bc you gotta sleep. Niggas is nocturnal lmfao
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Replying to @gracecamille_
Hell yeah
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The Tomb of the Unknown Groyper would be full as shit bc those niggas do NOT have friends
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Y’all are NOT going to like the Tom Brady Hanukkah portrait I was commissioned to illustrate. But you’re going to have to see it anyway so get ready.
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Let’s get this shit trending fuck it
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I am a porn and gambling addict with special needs. When can i start a podcast on your network @barstoolsports ?
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Replying to @ldranim
Whatcha say now, Chuck?
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Parker retweeted
This Godzilla was a problem. The footwork, head movement, feints, mixing in the atomic breath he truly did have it all even got the tail grab to set up Rodan
"Final Battle" - Invasion of Astro-Monster (1965)
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😂😂😂😂😂
It’s been 51 years since the Edmund Fitzgerald sank into Lake Superior. Today, we honor the 29 brave souls we lost on that tragic day. May their memory live on.
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Replying to @mlz_sb
LMFAOOOOO
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Parker retweeted
J’ai une tante qui viens de naître .
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And I got confused! I killed a man…
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Advertisements would go so crazy if I was insecure about anything. Unfortunately for the advertisers, I believe—for no reason at all—that I am totally perfect, so I only buy things that make me worse like illegal drugs.
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Replying to @reverendmoney
Yurts are so versatile I’m doing building shit outside I’m doing outside shit in a structure
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