Parker · Nov 12, 2026 · 8:06 AM UTC

Let’s get this shit trending fuck it

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Parker · Oct 30, 2026 · 8:51 AM UTC

Parker · Oct 30, 2026 · 8:11 AM UTC

What did they show him?

Went to see a technology in the morning. Was amazing.

Parker · Oct 24, 2026 · 6:10 AM UTC

Don’t you have one of these on your pussy?

Parker · Oct 20, 2026 · 4:30 AM UTC

Parker · Oct 18, 2026 · 10:13 PM UTC

Yo @realDonaldTrump how about dis?!??!

Parker · Oct 18, 2026 · 9:39 PM UTC

This shit means something to me 💯

Parker · Oct 18, 2026 · 7:25 PM UTC

I’m about to kill this fucker to avenge my autistic brother

Parker · Oct 15, 2026 · 7:28 AM UTC

Zacharia, huh? Time to roll this old joint out.

Parker · Oct 13, 2026 · 6:49 AM UTC

Shoutout to that young activist for many things, including forcing Jerry Seinfeld to say something funny on stage.

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