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Parker

@equallywrong

clout poisoned sommelier and amazing winemaker + pretend dj

 bay area, ca
Joined September 2023
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how it feels to be misunderstood alt hipster
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I am a porn and gambling addict with special needs. When can i start a podcast on your network @barstoolsports ?
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igranim@ldranimNov 11
This Godzilla was a problem. The footwork, head movement, feints, mixing in the atomic breath he truly did have it all even got the tail grab to set up Rodan
Kaiju Eiga 4K (@4k_Kaijueiga) profile pictureKaiju Eiga 4K@4k_KaijueigaOct 30
"Final Battle" - Invasion of Astro-Monster (1965)
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Mlz@mlz_sbNov 11
J’ai une tante qui viens de naître .
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claude go back and change how I’ve lived my life. right my wrongs, fix my mistakes, and heal the people I’ve hurt. that I might wake up tomorrow and feel the sun on my face. make no mistakes.
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@UBERSOY1Nov 11
Peter Thiel now says Trump got too toxic, he’s moving to Argentina, and he just remembered he’s gay and “should have known better.”
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The attached text is labeled "PARODY." The quotes claiming Thiel said Trump got too toxic, he should have known better as a gay man, or "I gave him JD Vance" are fabricated. Thiel temporarily moved to Buenos Aires in 2026 and has long been openly gay. pbs.twimg.com/media/HW4MNs-X… ft.com/content/3d7ab8…
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hb@h3xenbrenner2Nov 11
(reading the back of a video game case) seems like it's mario's greatest adventure yet
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Everybody remember stick races? No iPhones. No apps. Just rainwater, a curb, and two grown men yelling at sticks like it’s NASCAR.
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this has been fucked about extensively you’re just a prude
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andrew@intellegintNov 11
The speaker of the house should be a Beats Pill LMFAO
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if u still chewing on your burger & start putting fries in yo mouth u need to relax
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microsoft HUSSEIN outlook
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@futurismNov 10
"Not because I like data centers." bit.ly/48fM4un
Only One Town in America Voted in Favor to Building a New Data Center, and the Reason Why Is Bleak

Only One Town in America Voted in Favor to Building a New Data Center, and the Reason Why Is Bleak

The town of Harwood, North Dakota, is the only town during the midterms that voted in favor of data centers.

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We are at the end of a relit newport 100. Its about two drags away from the filter.
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@HQNewsNowNov 9
Dana White says he did not know Trump named him as Press Secretary: “I have zero political aspirations. I was in a fight, boxing in London, when he called me, and told me he had done this, and the last 24 hours of my life has been insane.”
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I dated a girl who just threw all her change in the garbage
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@laurenlselfNov 9
Boyfriend isn’t a Twitter person but he loves to make me laugh so he just writes drafts and shows them to me
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If it's wrong to fall in love with a Chinese spy then who are you even allowed to date? The lady at the mall information kiosk?? She's often not even at the kiosk
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the moment you imagine a future with that guy from the bar it will end. instead you must imagine your past like he’s a dead wife
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Seinfeld!! You know how people say Kobe before they throw something. I like to say Seinfeld before I observe something
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