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Joined January 2009
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Paula Dogsweat retweeted
wtf. never leaving this site
For everyone asking: - yes it's real - 6 month term - money well spent to get this mf off the internet His lawyers are now pressing us hard to have this contract scrapped but we will stay strong
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Paula Dogsweat retweeted
My wife, sensing I'm about to pull out my harmonica, gently places her hand on my thigh to let me know it's an inappropriate time. We are an incredible team.
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Paula Dogsweat retweeted
On of the craziest endings. Ever. The Bluegrass Miracle
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It is so fucked up to me that you only ever hear mourning doves in the morning but they’re called the other kind of mourning. They fucked this one up.
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CITIZEN KANE was released 85 years ago today. For all the advances in filmmaking, this shot still feels untouchable.
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Paula Dogsweat retweeted
i wish you'd stop resisting my malignant influence. i thought we were friends.
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At the airport
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Paula Dogsweat retweeted
Holy shit. The local news in Chicago aired this image.
First image of Kyle Shanahan recovering in the hospital after his accident has been released:
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Paula Dogsweat retweeted
y’all will not believe how quickly “not even allowed to write something wrong now in this perfect world” will enter my lexicon
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Paula Dogsweat retweeted
Really cool!! The families must be close friends. 🤗
Sebastian and Gregg Berhalter become just the second father-son duo to represent the USMNT at a FIFA World Cup 🇺🇸👏 A special moment for the Berhalter family ❤️
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Paula Dogsweat retweeted
Soccer I love when they hold up the sign and a brand new beautiful boy takes the place of a dirty sweaty ruined one
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I knew it
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My soon to be wife: what’s that sound? *the lumineers start to stomp clap their way down the aisle during the ceremony* Wife: I thought you couldn’t afford them? Me: I-I couldn’t The lumineers lead singer who is also my friend from high school but with a bigger beard: We wouldn’t miss it for the world Me: Dude.. *a raw sob wracks my frame which surprises the party guests, due to my profession of being an assassin*
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Paula Dogsweat retweeted
Trump: Drugs coming by sea meaning coming by water. A lot of people don’t know what I mean by sea. They think I mean vision. I’m talking about sea like the sea.
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Paula Dogsweat retweeted
Is Count Dooku real? Not that I’m like “scared” or anything… I just wanna know
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Older friend in college: Yo we should throw a function tonight. Serious Stoner friend: Hell yeah dude. Ill bring the pot and bongs Nerd: Ahhh maybe. Ive got a test tomorrow Girl whos been fucking Caillou: Can Caillou come
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When my son was 10, he recognized that I was an older father and he was not happy about that, and I never considered that. I walked into his bedroom one night, I could tell he'd been crying, puffy eyes, tears stained cheek. And I go, what's going on, buddy? Because I don't know his name. I’m never home. My son said, I've just been thinking, I'm 10 now and you're 63. When I'm 20. You're gonna be 73. When I'm 30. You'll be 83. You won’t be around for a lot of my life. I said. Buddy buddy, buddy. What's his fucking name. I said I’ll be around for a long time. Don't you worry about that. I'll be around when you graduate. I'll be around when you get married, when you have kids, I’ll be around for all that stuff. You just gotta make it happen in the next four years. Otherwise, yeah, you're probably right. I won't be around. He said, no, I'm serious. Dad. Dad? he doesn't know my name either.
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Paula Dogsweat retweeted
POV you’re my wife cracking the bathroom door open after I’ve texted you “toilet paper”
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She’s called “Anne Hathaway” because she “Hath a way” with acting, “Anne” she’s beautiful…
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