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Mat™️

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 Des Moines, IA
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Joined October 2007
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No one is going to sit in their death bed and think, "I wish I put in more hours at the office" They're going to think, "I wish I had corrected more people's grammar on the internet"
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Next Indiana Jones movie is set in 1969 and he'll be fighting Nazis again If they keep making these eventually Indy will be fighting Proud Boys and I'd probably go see that one
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The best part about subtitles is that I don’t have to stop chewing
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Dracula: 1989 Batman is the GOAT Wolfman: You may be right but I find The Batman so fresh and interesting The Mummy: Do you guys like those Fantastic 4 movies I sure do
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what's your favorite kind of evidence? mine's circumstantial
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If I was Punk’d by Ashton Kutcher I would 100% still be thinking about it.
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If I was Biden I'd work on my moonwalk Imagine ending a speech on Ukraine or inflation by moonwalking off stage That shit would fly
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My friend told me to do what makes me happy, so I put my headphones on while it looked like he said some other stuff too.
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I'M HERE TO KICK ASS AND CHEW BUBBLEGUM AND I'M ALL OUT OF ASS
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Puritan sext: More children?
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Wait so THIS is Teen Wolf "the movie" what kind of gaslighting bullshit is going on here
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Post Covid parties: a bunch of people standing around telling each other how good it is to be together again while wishing they were at home in their pajamas
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The enemy of my enemy is my mom.
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In England Bigfoot is called Bigmeter
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Employee training courses be like Joe has done a bad thing. What do: A. Tell a manager or whatever B. Punch him right in the goddamn mouth C. Take off your clothes and yell "I am the lizard king"
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The closest the human race has been to god is what we’ve done to the potato
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Good morning to 7 of you only
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